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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago

Where my klitoris users at?

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Where my klitoris users at?

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FirmDistribution@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 21 days ago
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  • a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz
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    21 days ago

    Gonna make a TUI music player and call it D-Bussy

    • lesnout27@feddit.org
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      21 days ago

      Aah D-Bussy! Everyone loves D-Bussy!

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Is the GNOME version called Gock?

    • Gumus@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      21 days ago

      I would not be surprised if KDE already had “Klitoris”

      • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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        21 days ago

        It would have to be some horrid acronym for something like KDE Library Integration Tool Offering Recursive Integration Services or some shit.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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          20 days ago

          Or a Trackpoint driver.

  • Eh-I@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    It’s telling me to slow down when I try to look under the hood.

    I keep having to work around it.

    The terms-of-service were too confusing.

    It’s not klitoris, I was in the pool.

  • nullify3112@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    We need a command line interface named Toris. CLI Toris

    • zen@lemmy.zip
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      21 days ago

      I’m a dev. I develop little prototypes and things with Rust. I often create a new repository and don’t give the project a name, until I’ve coded enough of it that I know where it’s going.

      A few years back, the makers of the programming language Rust started punishing people for prepending rust- before the names of their tools and apps. They recommended that people append -rs to the end.

      The combination of these two things caused me to end up with a whole bunch of repositories named something like cli-rs or clitool-rs, both of which I’d just pronounce as clitoris.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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        21 days ago

        There really is no drama like programming language drama.

  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    21 days ago

    Hey, I finger the klitoris of my thinkpad all the time

    • okmko@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      Huh, I thought I was fingering the nipple this whole time

      • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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        21 days ago

        It’s pink, nubby, and you finger it. That doesn’t seem like a nipple to me ;)

        • okmko@lemmy.world
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          21 days ago

          Okay, fineeee. I’ll tongue it.

  • Epyon@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    21 days ago

    I’ve found the clitoris.

    • Fnaargh@lemmy.zip
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      21 days ago

      You might wanna tell the guy who made it, cause I don’t think he has yet.

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    20 days ago

    It must be a KDE version.

  • mastod0n@lemmy.world
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    20 days ago

    I’m more of a GIMP guy.

  • Björn@swg-empire.de
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    21 days ago

    KDE’s tool to configure an IntelliPoint™ device.

    • supernicepojo@lemmy.world
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      21 days ago

      Its called a cat-tongue. Everyone that refers to it as anything else is wrong

      • Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world
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        21 days ago

        I used to call it the pointing nipple

      • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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        21 days ago

        You mean ClitMouse

        • boonhet@sopuli.xyz
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          21 days ago

          I’ve never heard the left 2 ones used IRL tbh

          • Dultas@lemmy.world
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            21 days ago

            I have but I’m old and clearly remember when it came out.

      • bigbangdangler@reddthat.com
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        21 days ago

        It’s the Command Nubbin’

  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    does anyone have the repo? I can’t find it

    • WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today
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      21 days ago

      Inquiring minds must know

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    It’s my favorite app to play around with

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      21 days ago

      Search results: klitoris not found.

      • wizzor@sopuli.xyz
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        21 days ago

        Wetware feature.

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    21 days ago

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      20 days ago

      Hehe Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back 👍

  • Grimy@lemmy.world
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    21 days ago

    Can’t find the app guys. Where is it? Bruh. Help me someone, my girlfriend is coming home and I don’t want to get mocked for the same thing two days in a row.

    • cavitationfetishist01@quokk.au
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      21 days ago

      Its not an app, your file system wouldn’t work without it.

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    21 days ago

    KDE FTW.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    21 days ago

    I can never find that program…

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