CaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agoToday is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldimagemessage-square99linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageToday is my 25th birthdaymedia.piefed.worldCaffeineTwo@piefed.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 10 days agomessage-square99linkfedilink
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoI would give my left nut to be 25
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoI would trade my middle nut to be 25
minus-squareLost_My_Mind@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days ago…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
minus-squarehumorlessrepost@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoBack in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
minus-squaremrmisses@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoSo that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
minus-squarezaphod@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoI think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoThe right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
minus-squareteslasdisciple@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoOh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
minus-squareorenj [he/they]@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agocronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
minus-squareJanx@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·10 days agoI would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
minus-squareAdolfSchmitler@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·9 days agoI also choose this guys dead wife
minus-squareEntheoNaut@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoI’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!
I would give my left nut to be 25
I would trade my middle nut to be 25
Why not the right one?
Yeah, it’s only right!
…ok, but now I’m curious. Who is this time lord who offers time travel in exchange for testicles?
Back in my day, the exchange rate was 100 foreskins per miracle. Not sure what that is in testicles.
So that’s why Christians want to take our foreskins so badly!
I think the problem is that the timelords don’t take left testicles.
What about the right one?
The right one is bigger so it’s more valuable
Dr. Whosticles.
Oh wait, this isn’t Craigslist, my bad
cronos, probably. I wouldn’t bargain with him, he’s known to eat more than just a nut.
I would also trade this guy’s nut to be 25 again!
I also choose this guys dead wife
I’d collect left nuts like a 🐿️ to be only 25!