what internship are you doing?
I’m in this meme and I don’t like it
ooo audiobookshelf don’t mind if I do
Stage 4: “I’m done. This isn’t worth it and I don’t actually NEED any of it! rm -rf / it all and wander silently off into the woods. Curl up on a mound of moss and watch all the things that bumble.”
2 and 3 are the same and you’re deluded if you think otherwise
The difference between 2nd and 3rd is about 24h
My nextcloud instance is on a managed hosting server and has been for the last 4 years. My homeassistant uses the standard raspberry pi image since I’ve had it for the last 3 months.
(And yes I have to constantly withstand the urge to fully self-host my Nextcloud and reinstall my Homeassistant with a Gentoo base.)
Stage 4 clustered servers so k8s can keep the containers up and configured
Stage 5 GitOps
Stage 6 federated clusters on your buddies infrastructure so each of you have off site high availability. Or hardware squirled away at families houses.
Stage 7 OpenStack running on all those clusters, giving a seamless single-cloud experience.
I’m at stage 3 now, and proudly so
Will any of your family members leave beta?
I have Synapse(Matrix) on Nano Pi NEO in me CV :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
oh and by the way, back then Synapse was much worse. I created few GBs of swap on microSD to get it installed :>
Indeed NanoPi NEO is a lovely cute board. Who needs 64 bit? :>
Me transition from stage 1 to stage 2, nervously.
Just wait till stage 4 - I’ve got a 12u server rack, separate 6u networking cabinet, 80+ containers running on multiple VMs managed by multiple Proxmox nodes and all my infrastructure is transitioning to OpenTofu and OpenBao so I can spin up new VMs, manage the containers with Komodo, etc and all managed with single sign on. I’ve got ~$12k sunk into my local AI server alone. I have like 2 active users besides myself…
Not to be rude but isn’t this just humble-bragging and a subset of Stage 3?
It’s a meme so… Sure? I’d say the jump is from commodity hardware and manual maintenance to enterprise hardware, infrastructure as code, and high availability. It’s a whole new level of pain in my opinion both in terms of mental fatigue and on my wallet
I won’t lie. I’ve found myself peaking into corners of the house and thinking about where I’d install a proper rack. House just isn’t wired properly for it, though.
I had two separate 20 amp circuits ran into a closet and threw an exhaust fan to outside so I save on cooling costs. Where there’s a will there’s a way!
Fellow stage 4 self-hoster here. Time to start a support group.
I had my own Nextcloud and Home Assistant (on a raspberry pi) for years and they’re awesome, but I really don’t have a use case for specialized stuff like jellyfin or vaultwarden. I just slap my media and a keepass file on my Nextcloud and I’m happy!
I really don’t have a use case for specialized stuff like jellyfin or vaultwarden.
Idk about vaultwarden, but Jellyfin is just a media server. Sonarr/Prowler lets me queue up the shows I want to watch. Jellyfin plays them on the two big TVs and the kid’s pad I have in the house. It’s pretty straightfoward. Less tedious than fishing for torrents on the traditional basket of sites and manually queuing up the downloads. And I can watch the shows anywhere, rather than being anchored to a single machine.
But you still need video files on your server and manually source them form somewhere, right?
Stage 5 - you live in the woods and talk to a rock
- I do this shit for money I ain’t going to do it for free. I’m not about to be the 24/7 unpaid on call for my families pagerduty rota. Paid cloud services for me
Stage 4: code your own social network and run it on the ThinkPad under the stairs with a DB server in a wardrobe… Fight scrapers and spammers incessantly.
What scrapers and spammers? You’re the only user there.
Its the age of AI man. I had a scraper criple my VPS because I put a Maloja instance there (self hosted last.fm) and ot waspaging though a zillion cross reference links.
4th is writing your own self hosted tools
The thing that I hate about self-hosting is that a lot of apps that could just be a plain offline thing are instead being designed to be super bloated server-docker things. Databases are not reasonably portable data formats.
This is why my self created apps all use Markdown files instead if DBs.
An sqlite database is a perfectly fine portable data format.
Or, and apparently this is crazy these days - I can just use a file that’s in a format appropriate to what I’m trying to do, compatible with the simpler offline app it was made for, and then just use a more general purpose syncing method whether online or sneakernet if I need to do some kind of data transfer - as opposed to accumulating an ever expanding collection of server stacks that are just redundantly doing the same kind of thing anyway while needlessly adding an insane amount of attack surface.
Databases are not reasonably portable data formats.
I mean… if you stick to standard SQL…
i uhh yeah host abt 10 containers on an i7 laptop currently. in my small office (kids bedroom) closet. I do also have a 3tb storage available but its what I had … an external wd drive. sigh. i am nbr 3 huh?
I’ve been pretty happy in #2 for years.










