Some of the smallest men on the planet.
You know how Republicans always said the government was broken, and they wanted to run it so they could break it even more, and prove how bad the government is, and how correct they are?
This is the predictable outcome of that attitude.
annoyed voice “We’re sorry we lit the poopbag on fire and left it on your doorstep misses Kutalowski, we won’t do it again.”
Colin Jost makes a better Hegseth than Hegseth.
Wait what do I do with my hands? No idea I just let them hang awkwardly and lean forward like this.
The goal wasn’t making everything worse. The goal was to make it easier for billionaires to extract money from the people. Everything being worse is just a side effect.
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Why is Trump so lopsided?
Wet shit in a bag tends to slosh around.
Long term effects of a stroke.
Another 6’2” person who has about three inches on 6’3” trump.
All 3 of them look like they’re upset someone ate their pudding so they’re gonna blow up the middle east for revenge
Also hegsbreath always wears clothes too small. You notice that? I think it’s to try to look buff. 🤣
This picture is like a scale from oversized to undersized.
Slim fit is alright, but the shoes? Dear God. Might as well have worn flip flops to show how much of an amateur he is.
Actually I would respect a guy in flip flops more for taking a stance against putting on whatever his mother found in their late father’s wardrobe.
Do not wear brown shoes to a dark suit. Please.
I mean Vance looks like he’s in a slim fit. Hegseth looks like if he sits or bends over a bunch of seams are going to blow out.
He’s also wearing so much makeup.
Now I have no problem with men wearing makeup.
But hegseth is a white nationalist Christian and a homophobe. So he doesn’t get to. Themz the rules. I didn’t make them up, they did.
And plus, it just makes him look like a vain narcissist.
I think it’s funny. They’re also both wearing the “red power tie”. Trump used to do so a lot too.
I like a red tie and I acknowledge the idea of how it can be used to signal power, but it has to be done in the right setting where everyone else is not wearing a red tie. It’s only possible to pull off if you’re the only one wearing a red tie.
Having two idiots next two each other with red ties only highlights the stupidity of both of them dressing up as a power move.
Do not wear brown shoes to a dark suit. Please.
Your rules are meaningless and, fundamentally, absurd.
Why do they stand like uncomfortable toddlers…???
because it’s picture day.
Lifts in their shoes
I don’t think any of them are personally worse off than before.
That’s what I was going to say.
It’s a little bit like looking into the eyes of a lizard and trying to understand what it’s thinking, or trying to understand 4 dimensional space. Most people including me just can’t conceptualise it.
However, if you have complete and utter disregard for everyone else… and I mean you just can’t muster up a single neuron’s worth of compassion, then these guys are a stratospheric success.
So, space lizards?
More like wondering why is a lizard just eating barriers in front of him instead of solving world hunger & cold fusion. The later was never within it’s mental sphere of cares or capabilities … no idea how it became a wide belief system.
Yet the lizard is behaving 100% as expected.
Except for themselves though!
Hegseth got some child bearing hips.
lol no one wants to go up and tell him to fix his sleeve and straighten his tie
