That’s actually a great idea for a story: Sysiphus stuck rolling the boulder but the gods keep adding variables to spice things up.
If he’s not rolling it up that damned hill, he’s happy.
One must imagine Sisyphus horny.
According to Zeno, he’ll never reach his destination anyway.
Are these additive or multiplicative? Exponential?
I imagine he is
As one must do.
Why do I have to imagine him happy? What if I wanna imagine him as horny?
then there is a sisyphus in your mind that is horny. question is: is that the real sisyphus? does the one in your mind exist as well?
(aren’t we all just projections in each other’s minds?)
I have a feeling that the moment we have something of a satisfying answer to this debate, the momentum we built up trying to reach the conclusion will cause a new hot take to derail the entire discussion. Thus, we will have to return to it for another day
that’s exactly how 100% of college discussion groups go
The railroad switch also contains a device that may turn it into a Banach-Tarski switch, depending on the quantum interaction of an electron (Schrodinger cat style), but that electron entangled with an electron in one of your synapses responsible for making the decision, but you don’t know in which way. Think fast!
Meanwhile, in the void of space a Boltzmann brain appears, with the intact memories of a man standing at railroad switch…
This is the best thing I’ve seen in a while, thank you internet stranger
Is anyone happy these days?
that depends on how you define happiness.










