There are many like it, but this one is constantly out of tune.
I blow you long time.
Sucky sucky and a pushy.
Buddy approves
If the bandmate in front of you falls, pick up his clarinet and keep playing.
The only reason I need a clarinet is so you can hear the noises in my head too.
I bet you’re the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around.
Do any of you ever wonder where this guy is today?
He’s probably the conductor of the boston philharmonic.
Or he works st Wendy’s.
It’s a rich tapestry.
Or both!
Out getting pussy/dick, driving sports cars and drinking brews.
“You do not learn to play an instrument, you learn to become an instrument” - Idk, some wise musician probably
One time at band camp…
Makes me wonder what other fantastic memes have been lost to time
This is my clarinet. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
