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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/50852170
This happened on an episode of Maury - my roommate and I were convinced the father was an idiot for claiming one of his twins wasn’t his, and then the paternity test came back and we lost our minds
Even when the father is the father of both fraternal twins, one can still be darker than the other.
I’ve heard a story of fraternal twin sisters with a Jamaican father and an Irish mother. One was black, the other white. So yeah, it’s possible.
I bet the irish was white.
Uh, the mother was obviously white.
But she was the biological mother of both kids, so both kids were half Irish, half Jamaican.
Well my joking skills were not on today it seems 😔

This is epic on a DNA level.
Maybe I’m imagining it because I already know they are twins, but their noses do look similar to me
So much similarity though. I mean their smiles are identical.
Sure as fuck I’m glad it’s not the facebook I’m seeing this post on.
I don’t know, I’m sure it’s a very civilized conversation
Not a shred of casual racism in sight.
Okay the science explained, now it’s the lady’s turn.
They invited a bull
I was going to ask what porn this was from
She doesn’t need to explain anything. Are you assuming without evidence there was cheating? Maybe two one night stands. Maybe an open relationship. Maybe break up rebound sex. So many options.
Explains Tangerine and Lemon in Bullet Train. The were actually twins. Maybe Schwarzenegger and DeVito too.
If I remember correctly Schwarzenegger and DeVito were explained in the movie as a genetic experiment and a side effect.
And then Kojima
stolepaid homage to that idea by making Liquid Snake Danny DeVitoWhich one was the genetic experiment and which one was the side-effect?
yes
when you try to be funny by repeating the “joke” for one billionth time, but have no idea how it actually works - priceless. for everything else there is mastercard 😆
This is how religions get started.
“Mary… now there’s a girl that really stuck to her story!”
-some comedian I forget
In that first pic , both of them look like they’re trying to get away from her
In Greek mythology they have a couple tales of this happening as well, including Zeus was visiting a king’s wife so she got pregnant and had Hercules by him alongside a twin Iphicles from the king Amphityron.
Greek mythology is so unhinged. Imagine the bible was full of Jesus and the disciples raping each other and each others children
Umm… I mean… I guess it’s not Jesus and his disciples, but that kind of thing definitely happens in the bible. E.g. Lot and his daughters.
I guess she’s into three ways.
There is something like a 5-day window for her to have sex while ovulating with 2 different dudes. Does not have to be at the same time.
Does not have to be at the same time.
does not have to, but it was (same day; not literal double penetration of a single hole).
https://lemmy.zip/post/69981682/28356386
I have a friend who’s sister had this happen. She hooked up with her bf, got into a fight and left. Hooked up with an old side-piece the next day. I’ve met the kids and they seem fine other than having the most ghetto trio of parents of all time.
“Mommy, who’s our daddy?”
“Idk, sextuplets. That was a really busy night for mommy.”
dang, get it

Wikipedia article for those that want to read about twins with two different fathers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superfecundation
I want to belive that the three parents got together and are raising the twins together, but I know thats unprobable.
one of the fathers stayed.
https://lemmy.zip/post/69981682/28356386And then murdered her and grazed/shot their daughter in the leg earlier this year.
Amusingly I learned about this with one of my dogs. He was significantly bigger than the rest of his litter by a huge margain, when we told the vet about it the guy just said “must have a different dad”. like it was the most common thing on earth.
















