Palm Beach County Clerk of Court Michael Caruso, a former Republican state legislator who previously backed the death penalty for adults convicted of sexually battering children under 12, was arrested Tuesday on five felony child sex abuse charges.
The 67-year-old married father of seven, who was appointed by Republican Florida Governor Ron DeSantis, faces five felony counts: kidnapping, child molestation, lewd exhibition, luring or enticing a child and child abuse causing mental injury, an arrest affidavit shows.
Investigators in Florida say Caruso violated a child—who is a relative—and allege the abuse occurred multiple times from fall 2024 to August 2025, including on a family cruise, a fishing outing and during a Thanksgiving gathering. The child has been receiving therapeutic services since April 2026, according to the police affidavit.
Its always the ones you most suspect.
be a good one for that penalty
Its always the ones you most suspect.
I mean, it’s not, otherwise it would be much easier to keep kids safe. But I get what you mean - Republican legislator, vociferously anti-CSA, probably performatively Christian and ‘pro-family values’ (Meaning discriminates against anything that isn’t a straight white CIS family) - you wouldn’t want one of those fuckers living within a mile of a school, that’s for sure.
Complicated method of suicide, but given the circumstances I will allow it.
Indulge him.
Give him what he wants!
Me thinks the righty doth protest too much.
I suppose he is one small step up from the pedophiles that work to change the laws so that pedophilia is legal in some states…
Projection is assumed these days.
the irony isn’t lost
It’s almost as if wishing death on people is some sort of red flag…
Nah fam. I’m down with legit pedos getting a full reckoning. Its just wishful thinking that this slug will see any justice.
Remember that guy a few years ago who walked because he was a white kid from a rich family who ‘wouldn’t do well in prison’? Yeah, like that.
Found it, this piece of shit.
which one? there’s A SHIT TON.
https://people.com/teen-prominent-family-strangled-raped-women-judge-let-him-go-free-11845008
https://newrepublic.com/post/202993/convicted-child-sex-predator-avoids-prison-thanks-trump-pardon
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/fact-check-texas-ag-ken-194400815.html
I know there’s a bunch more
Welp, better dust off the Killamajig™.
Uno card reverse
If we all work together and put our moves too it, we can prove to Michael that dreams CAN come true!
Does anyone really think any Republican will face justice?
Only in Heaven. And even then, everything I’ve read about the guy upstairs suggests he’s fine with this shit.
