Because Melania never hugs him off camera.
Trump’s tweets become 10x funnier and 20x more sad when you read them in Chris Chan’s voice
Rosechu has no connections to 4-cent_garbage.com, so quit asking.
…This just cannot be real.
… And yet …
Wait wait wait, so he’s simultaneously blockading AND opening the strait?
Dafuq?
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We’re changing the name to “Schrödinger’s Strait”
It exists in a state of superposition until an oil tanker explodes
of course it has to involve a persian cat to test it.
Shouldn’t that be “Schrödinger’s Blockade”? It both exists and doesn’t, but the waveform cannot be collapsed even by observing whether a ship gets through or interdicted.
OK, yes, “Schrödinger’s Blockade” is better.
“Sir, China just went though our blockade.”
"Nahhh I letted them go in it cas me big strong and the love me. I’m the bestes like no one has ever bested before. "
shrodingers strait, it would be a persian cat involved.
He saw money being exchanged for passage and he’s such an entrepreneur he copied the idea
Every time Trump makes a tweet, I cannot gauge whether it’s fake or real. How can a nation elect something like that?
Oh, hey — I’ve gone through this since his first term.
Yeah I asked my Trump loving office trog what he thinks about all the stuff Trump, Hegseth and the other sycophants say. His response boiled down to ‘I don’t pay attention to everything they say or do.’
The average Trump voter will not be described as discerning in the history books. It’s a shame they’ve been allowed to be the loudest Americans.
- President DJT
AKA
President Don’t Jump Theshark
So because China said fuck you were going through the strait anyways, he’s taking credit for their entering? Lol The Nuh uh, is too strong with that one.
Yeah so apparently China has also been sending Iran some weapons. Cause that’s definitely in China’s best interest.
U.s so worried Iran would get nuclear weapons and literally created the situation that would hand them more weapons and possibly nuclear tech support from China.
As well as increasing their economic situation by encouraging a toll booth.
I’m happy that Iran is getting ahead, after all the U.S sanctions b.s. But the cost was very high for them.
china can help them get nukes faster as they did with pakistan.
I honestly can’t tell what’s real any more. Which is the whole idea, I guess.
My perception is increasingly getting inverted: the crazier and more absurd, the likelier the post is real. This is not healthy for my brain.
I will not besmirch myself by clicking on that.
If you think you can cope with never being 100% sure if it’s real or not, be my guest.
How about an archive site https://trumpstruth.org/
Same. But because I still try to maintain some sense of whatever insanity is happening in the world, I checked and this one is real. 😞
Jesus, I thought for sure this one was fake. Nope.
Just kill me, before my brain commits suicide after reading more of those “messages”.
This is the second of his brain farts, where I seriously thought: ‘nope,this one has to be a troll’. And surprise: it’s real!
I mean, big fat hug???
It’s even “big, fat, hug” with that superfluous comma of pride in creating big boy lists.
big, boy, lists
Oh, China is very happy, that part I believe.
As does the economist
China gets 37% of the oil normally going through the strait. So while China might be happy that the US is projecting less power, I assume the oil shortage will still be painful for China in the short run.
https://www.visualcapitalist.com/charted-oil-trade-through-the-strait-of-hormuz-by-country/
Agreed, but they increase their renewable energy Produktion massivley in the last years. While they might feel the shortage, i think the West is less prepared.
That’s not from Trump. While it uses his phrasing, sort of, the whole thing stays on one point and is generally cohesive.
Giveaway for me was he didn’t sign off on a topic like this with a “Thank you for your attention to this matter”. But maybe he doesn’t like us giving attention to these matters. Who knows.
I’m pretty sure he uses an llm to write a lot of his posts. The ones like this one.
The rest are voice-to-text.
ChatGPT normally writes at a way higher grade level than that tweet. It seems unlikely to be from a LLM.
Could be an aid being dictated to
You say that with such effortless confidence without even having bothered to check, and not one of those 10 people who upvoted tried to check either. golf clap
I think they’re claiming it isn’t from Trump’s official account, just that he didn’t write it
I believe that, in which case “that’s not from Trump” is something they’re in no position to say matter-of-factly; they’re just guessing (and I think poorly, at that). It’s just palm-reading the post and then giving a definitive, with no caveats, “Nope, Trump didn’t write this.”
I linked to the article because trying to definitively say Trump didn’t write something definitionally has to be reserved for fake posts, not real ones that come from his account with no disclaimer and no later admission.
His team can post on his behalf. It might be posted on his account by someone else.
Sure, and if you want to argue “a staffer did it”, then “staying on point”/“generally cohesive” is a stretch to make the argument work. This has extremely jumpy flow, and trying to move the standard further back and say “bUt NoT fOr TrUmP” just turns this whole thing into an unfalsifiable hypothesis facilitated by an infinitely movable goalpost. I can point out why it’s so jumpy (but any literate person should be able to), but I’m confident it’ll be met with, again, “tRuMp StAnDaRdS tHo!!”.
Jesus fuckin christ, it’s like a child wrote it. I was sure this was fake, it had to be fake. I just wish it was fake.
I want to downvote this so bad, because I don’t want it to be real.
I’m very good at translating idiot speak and even I don’t get it. He’s declining fast.
Holy fuck, he really IS declining fast. The language in this post is even dumber and more childlike than normal. We gotta get this fucker out of the WH.
He is no longer writing on 8 grade level. He is writing on 8-year-old level
He was never able to write at an 8th grade level.
I know. That was a hyperbole :)
the amount of stress hes under to keep epstein news at bay, and coming up with distraction after distraction is taking its toll.
