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Golddiggers figured out the power of semen a long time ago. Time it right, and it’s 18 years of regular paychecks.
Not worth it
Yalls don’t need rituals and spells to get that result, just be slightly nice to me.
lol, they put so much eyeliner on our guy with a particular set of skills.
Gender swapped “Obsession”. Should be fine, right?
Oh… ಠ_ಠ
I’ll never look at flan the same way again. Thanks for ruining my favorite dessert for me.
Once you get past it and grow to like it it’ll have a whole new layer of kink - if you just embrace it…
Edit: my dumbass didn’t see the semen Textbar the top bit and thought it was a joke
Oh god… I’m not here to kink shame anyone but please don’t try to proselytize your kinks to me…
A friend of mine had this book! He said he got it as a joke, but even so I never ate at his place again.
I remember this from the 2000s! I still think about the outrageous amounts each recipe needed
is it possible to freeze semen?
Sperm banks do it.
Yes, the question is more if a normal freezer is sufficient
For baking or for putting a bun in the oven?
To be fair, I don’t think it specifically says human semen, and some animals can produce an awful lot in one load.
Every time I cum, I produce a quart.
You misspelled “squirt.”
WHAT THE FUCK
Got this as a gag gift one year, pic isnt mine. I didn’t feel like looking for my copy lol
This is a book you keep on a shelf next to your home bar so when guests see it, they don’t ask to sample your cocktails.
Oh, its not encouragement?
Ah, so that’s why they’re called cock-tails…
No thanks I’m vegan.
/sj
If it is given with consent, it should be perfectly vegan
I remember seeing this book for the first time while picking shipments for Amazon, saw more than one copy of it shipped out
This is… whut? uhhh. ehrmm… Okay… yeaaaahhh.
No.
tasty is the word you are looking for
…Only if it’s from a vegetarian.
i like the big cartoony cum splorch
why is the cum black
Microplastics, duh.
Came from Anders Klimax
They caramelized it first.
That should be a golden brown.
They carbonized it.
So, do you need that specific mans semen, or is it okay to use one owns?
I’d want to taste the original at least once, but I’d love to eventually figure out a way to make it myself at home.
FRIEREN NO!
FRIEREN
YESSSSSSSSSS
One grimoire pls
I really enjoyed this show!
Me too. I miss it a lot and fall isn’t as fun without it airing.
Any horny witches down to fuck?
If a Wiccan baddie needs reagents, who am I to say no?
I feel like the procurement process for the semen needed to perform the spells is probably what’s doing the unleashing dominating and/or controlling here rather than anything magical, but if you get the results you want either way then no harm done
I think this has been said before, girls, if you want to dominate the man you love, just have sex with him. Men are pretty simple, we desire the person who desires us and has sex with us.
It helps if the witch is hot.
That’s why they used to burn witches, people love hot witches, the hotter the better
