Where do I obtain these Copilot Drugs?
That’s a suspicious question. The Copilot police are on their way to your location.
IP LOGGED: 127.0.0.1
127… 🤣
It’s the copilot/microslop quality guarantee!
at the copilot pharmacy obviously
What does Copilot Groceries do? Get my groceries? I can get behind that in theory.
No it just summarizes what groceries it needs to operate correctly and expects you to drive out and feed it.
I might’ve already seen this Cronenberg film.
999 hamburgers 999 fries 999 cokes
Hence “in theory”. Get exactly what I order or Microsoft pays the bill.
“Copilot, order me…uh…us one diet coke”
Ordering -1 diet coke…
…received 65535 diet cokes…
It probably orders your favorite energy drink with bleach and brake fluid…
So, Kool-Aid.
Jim Jones style.
and the delicious anti-freeze.
As long as they are packaged separately… I can figure out what to do with the bleach and the brake fluid later.
Bleach is for laundry, and brake fluid goes on a shelf next to the blinker fluid. For when you run out.
Bleach is useful for cleaning and disinfecting.
Brake fluid dissolves car paint, so it’s useful for loading into a super soaker and doing a drive-by spraying of your local new car dealership.
I use other things for cleaning and disinfecting, but that is some very interesting and new information about brake fluid that I did not know…
…probably also dissolves the plastic parts of a super soaker, so … use with caution.
Metal woven hose with a metal sprayer, gotcha
Better use a metal tank with a metal pump too, industrial size might be best. One of those giant trucks that’s used for spraying paint everywhere… I’m getting some ideas…hmmmm…
Industrial metal, you say.
Copilot Drugs also has my interest…
Oddly separate from Copilot Pharmacy.
Windows if it was actually good
Where is Copilot Update? 🤔
Jumpscare from Microsoft be like:
Where’s the copilot copilot?
Is that Copilot+ ?
No, what they’re asking for is CopilotCopilot
Not to be confused with Copilot, or Copilot+, or Copilot 365, or Copilot Pro, or Github Copilot, or Copilot Studio, or Security Copilot…
Don’t forget Old Copilot and New Copilot!
Would’ve expected a Copilot# from MS.
Or .Copilot which is the same as the other Copilot, except they fucked up all the naming conventions and it only runs on their platform.
Peak windon’t!
Linux does what Windon’t
Great! Thanks! You’ve just doomed us to get the Linux Saturn, which will be appreciated by some, but ultimately fail against SuperWindows and Windows 64. After that we’ll get something beautiful, the Linux Dreamcast, but it will be too little too late, as just a few months later, Apple releases the MacStation2, which most people buy because it has a DVD player built in, and the Linux Dreamcast kind of just dies… 25 years later, and Linux is making Linux Classics compilations and new games starring Tux for the WindowsSwitch2.
Super Mario Co-Pilots
Super Mario Flight Simulator!
CopilOS 11!
Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible!
Things like blue screens of death with just a “fucken” QR code! That way you won’t miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good!
For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I’ll send you ads!
Very interesting! Please tell me, did you forget to build CoPilot into your CoPilot Linux?
Fun fact: Microsoft edge for Linux has a copilot button. But they forgot to implement it, so it just takes space on the menu bar (cannot be removed)
Missed opportunity to edit the search text too.
That IoT Enterprise watermark just gave a thousand nerds a heart attack.
Should have made it a new LTSC build.
Everybody loves Microslop
I imagined the entire cast of Everybody Love’s Raymond but the scripts were written by copilot entirely and they have the corpses of Doris Roberts and Peter Boyle hanging from wires while copilot voices their characters with different lines than what was in the script.
Kinda dark, but I like it.
Frank’s jaw falls off
Deborah vomits
Ray: Awhh dad! You’re falling apart without mom!
laugh track
I mean you could just move your files into the recycle bin. But what if an AI agent would do that for you? It would make your life much easier, think about it for a minute.
Cocopilotpilot
Don’t give them ideas.
They don’t need ideas, notepad is literally a copilot tool now.
They never changed the icon because they know how discussting copilot is but literally every default windows app is now just a skin for copilot.
Not an exaggeration this has already happened we just don’t realize it yet.
Ideas? I took this picture in 1985!
We need to go back.
And now we’re living in the “future” the terminator came back in time from. Yes, terminator was running on copilot. Scary, isn’t it?
