The one where the guy on the table is jeffery epstein is better.
Nsfl gore
Lol
I notice something new every loop.
Big fan of Trump still having on suit pants and black shoes under the robes.
And he hulked out so hard he grew a belt.
It would be nice touch if Trumps shoes would have flown off.
Even Iran uses white Jesus? C’mon.
… Have you seen middle eastern people?
Yeah, I have. Not a chance they are that caucasian white. Remember we are talking about 2k years ago, without all the intermixing of races and with people spending a lot of time under the sun.
According to the bible Jesus did spend plenty time under the sun either working or preaching. No way he was that white.
Just stop, jewish people included Hellenic greeks and many other “white” people to the point we have no clue. It is just so immaterial
To be fair, this fictional character could be purple and it would still be fine with me.
Yeah. They tend to look middle eastern.
(That feels like im being racist maybe, but thats not my intent.)
They’re making these for a western audience, so yes.
Jesus? I thought that was David Harbour.
/j
Mostly I doing Iran has a special AI that can successfully create a non-white Jesus…
I don’t think that they are unable to write “non-white ethnically correct Jesus” in their prompt…
So… Trump praises Allah and the Iranians defend Jesus. Definitely did not have that on my 2026 bingo card.
You’re aware that Jesus features in the Quran as well as the Bible, right…? Highly respected figure in Islam, not at all surprising that Iran would be defending him.
Yes, I’m quite aware that the background is that after being visited by the archangel Gabriel and explained that basically the Christians did not understood Jesus message, Muhammad created Islam, hence being known as “the true prophet”. I’m also aware that as a figure, Jesus has been “whitened” to the image of Zeus to please Europeans of that time. That doesn’t prevent him of bring the symbol of the Catholic religion.
Was Zeus white? I thought that was also the invention of the Europeans at the time.
he’s been whitened to the image of a Germanic man during the Christianisation of central Europe
I mean if anything it would be to please the Romans, but anyway the “whiteness” of Jesus wasn’t a thing that occurred all at once. It was slow and over hundreds of years. Not that strange to think illiterate medieval peasants that never traveled more than 20km from their birthplace weren’t nuanced in all the “races” of the world or had a good understanding of geography. Of course they would imagine that this religious figure looked like them
Allah is God. Why do so many people not know that?
Yeah if I understand correctly Allah is just a contraction of “Al Illah” which means “the god”.
I love the history of the emergence of monotheism, it was very gradual and often the one god had to cohabit with lesser deities for centuries before they fully took over. Interestingly, Yahweh was in competition for some time with other warrior storm gods, including Belial and Baal which were ultimately demonized to the highest degree to prevent them coming back.
Because according to people who don’t understand the religion they claim to follow, Allah is a different god.
You’re not incorrect, but I think there’s no reason why a Christian should think Allah is the same god that Christians worship. That belief that it’s the same god is a belief of Islam, which is not the religion that Christians follow.
The fact that Allah literally translates as “god” is irrelevant, as well. Poseidon is also called a “god”, but that doesn’t mean he’s the same god.
All the Abrahamic religions share the same God.
It is a shame some people don’t understand their own religion.
Kind of curious but how do Abrahamic religions feel about religions with a pantheon? Are all the Gods the same guy in different costumes or is there only one true God amongst a bunch of impostors?
Abrahamic religions generally believe other gods exist but that they are false gods. Christians mostly believe in the triunity, meaning that three separate gods (Jesus, God, Holy Ghost) are actually the same god.
I am no biblical scholar, but I have spent over a decade studying religions out of self-interest. I know just enough to get myself in trouble, so I don’t claim any authority.
If you actually empathize with a person who has different beliefs, for example, you’d realize that when somebody takes one religion, and changes it drastically, that the people with the earlier religion would not consider themselves to be worshipping the same god as the later religion.
If Jews really thought Christians were worshipping the same god, they’d become Christians. If Jews or Christians really thought that Muslims were worshipping the same god, they’d all become Muslims. Islam came last, so of course they’d have the most up-to-date religion, right? Why would anybody keep the old ways if they actually thought Muslims worshipped their same god? They wouldn’t. It makes no sense.
Especially because the god in Islam seems quite different to the Christian god. Islam’s religious text instructs the faithful to lie about their religion when it suits their needs, for example. Jesus described himself as the truth. Catholics, for example, believe that Jesus is god. Islam says that Jesus is only a prophet. That is a fundamental difference in who they believe is god.
Their main religious figures couldn’t be more different, either. The Jesus described in the Christian Bible was an educated Jewish holy man. Mohammed was an illiterate pedophile warlord. If a Christian thinks that their god is the same as Allah, then they just haven’t thought about it. That is a belief of Islam, not Christianity.
You make a lot of good logical points, but religion isn’t logical.
You can read up on Abrahamic Religions below
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions
The gist is that all these religions have a common ancestor with some slight differences. Jews are still waiting for their savior, they recognize Jesus along with the Muslims as a prophet, but not their savior. Muslims recognize Mohammed as the final prophet, but not a savior in the sense Jesus is to the Christians.
Trust me, they have thought about it and all agree they worship the same god even if they have different key prophets (Moses, Jesus, and Mohammed). It is weird and confusing for sure.
That’s a naive interpretation of the lore , then allah is also the same god of the mormons who is one of many in their pantheon. just because an atheist can step back and analyze the lore and draw relationships between fictional characters doesnt mean you can do the same through a lens of absolute truth in a haunted universe with real ghosts
This isn’t defending Jesus. Jesus violently punching Trump is also blasphemy.
Hilarious blasphemy, though.
Idk, he flipped tables and chased/threw people out in a church, from my limited understanding.
With a whip!
I want to get off Mr Bones’ Wild Ride.
Mr Bones says, “The ride never ends!”
That’s actually based af. The only thing it’s missing is changing the patient to be Epstein
It’s so bad.
It’s interesting to think that, if anyone was to be smited, my blaspheming rear would be far down the list.
crazy how that other doctor comes out of nowhere and hits doctor trump
I’m just happy we have finally found such a productive use of AI.
All the job loss was really worth it for this.
And the destruction of our environment and water supply too
And the spike in RAM, SSD, HDD and GPU prices
see guys, all you need is a conveniently placed volcano and you can free yourself from this burden!
I think that was Orodruin.
What did Jon Stewart do to Trump?
can you imagine being a historian having to study, characterize, and teach these clips to students.
like instead of WW2 tanks videos, and WW1 trench videos, we will teach these, and the context
They’ll probably omit this to make it boring on purpose. There was a ton of hilarious and awesome stuff in newspapers in the early 20th century.
