This didn’t happen to me.

  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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    2 days ago

    Ngl that would’ve been the better choice

    Steal the cushion, wash it at home, bring it back pretending it was some kind of weird drunk prank, no one would be the wiser

    • Steve@startrek.website
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      2 days ago

      I mean, if bro returned my cushion all fresh and clean and apologized for shitting on it I’d be like damn this motherfucker is responsible