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Gaza! I mean, occupied!
Shits fired!
“Occupied”
“Fuck off”
I prefer
“OCCUPADO!”
Estoy cagando!
“Go away, I’m ‘batin’!”
“I am fighting for my life in here”
besetzt
Bin am kacken!
I didn’t say anything, I put my full faith in the lock. If that isn’t enough of a hint then it’s their problem.
Sing! 🎶"Another one bites the dust… And another one down, another one down, Another one bites the dust,
… I’m gonna get you, too, Another one bites the dust… "🎶
I prefer “Push it” by Salt-N-Pepa
Then fart to the beat
When I met my to-be brother-in-law for the first time 9 years ago (he was 19 then, for context), he was in a public restroom. My to-be mother-in-law called in and said “Hey bub, you in there?”
“Hey, mom. Yea. I’m poopin’!”
“Okay. This is KryptonianCodeMonkey.”
“Hi, kryptonianCodeMonkey! I’m poopin’!”
Then I went to pee at the urinal next to his stall and he announced, “Hey, I have shoes just like those.”
So, anyway… if your goal is to be memorable…
When the story gives all the wrong details and none of the right ones.
Did they meet because of you? I hope you told that story at their wedding.
“Come in, come in! I was just thinking of you!”
“C’mon in, water’s great!”
Occupado, Man
“Go away! I’m 'baitin!”
I like money
“Come in!”
“Just as prophecy foretold, you have come. Enter and meet your destiny!”
You. I’ve seen you. Let me see your face. You are the one from my dreams. Then the stars were right, and this is the day. Gods give me strength.
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This is why you always hold a little reserves on the public throne. Once someone comes a knockin’ you unleash the beast and make sure you get some of that bowl resonance reverb. They will say something like “OHHHH!!” and walk away shamefully.
Still racking up give me a minute
There’s no toilet paper. Have you got change for a $20?
Sure. You prefer quarters or nickles?
