• TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 days ago

    NASA scientists says-

    Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”

    I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.

    Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.

    So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.

    Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.

    Also, what a slop website.