It’s a valid emergency propulsion method and I’m sick of being told it’s not.
One day I’m gonna save a space station, that will show them.
This website is complete junk.
NASA scientists says-
Shouldn’t it be “NASA scientist says-” or “NASA scientists say-”
I’m dyslexic and not native English speaker so I’m not sure. But it sounds weird when I say it in my head.
Than about the other thing: the subject. Doctors say it’s necessary to ejaculated at least once a week to lower the chance of prostate cancer. Also, not doing anything about being horny is fucked up. I’m wearing a catheter for 4 weeks (one and half weeks to go) and it sucks so bad. Every woman I see makes me horny now, whenever I see something sexy like a bikini in a commercial or 2 people kissing during a show, I get a woodie, which hurts because I had surgery on my eurethra. Every night, the entire night, I have a woodie. I know, because the pain it causes keeps me awake. The longer the horniness is cropped up, the worse it gets. I know astronauts didn’t have surgery down there, but not jurking off makes many men bombs of cropped up horniness. It can also affect concentration and performance of tasks. Men need their relief. As do women.
So, NASA scientists, why don’t you invent a seed killing, particle capturing jerkoff sock for astronauts. It sounds stupid but it’s oh so important.
Edit: about the Grammer, I was right.
Also, what a slop website.
This is garbage
I wanna see the cumball formed by ejaculating in 0 gravity.
Wrong attribution to NASA aside, I think all adults know that there is much more surface tension than water in errr…the rope. Thanks Raiderkev for that awesome rundown in the comments.
Thought you couldn’t get it up in zero G - and even If you could, we don’t actually know if the mechanisms needed to ejaculate would function in zero G.
Getting hard is a matter of hydraulic pressure; don’t need gravity for your heart to pump blood. And ejaculation is a mechanical action, like swallowing.
This article is bullshit taken from a comedian’s joke.
As far as I know, everything would work fine. If it’s something you can do right-side-up, up-side-down, or prone, and in each orientation it works exactly the same way, it should work in zero G. It’s just hydraulics anyway. Not gravity dependant.
This is certified misinformation. Here’s the fact check destroying it.
What the hell is wrong with their website? Even when enabling Java Script and Disabelung ad/tracking blockers it still won’t load
I’m going to make a bet that most female astronauts are going to take hormones to stop menstruation. Which will also stop ovulation.
I mean there are other reasons why this suggested is invalid . See other comments.
But I’m also pointing out this one.
Wasn’t that a joke from some comedian?
I know this is science memes, but this is just straight up bullshit repackaged with a clickbait title
It is, it was a bit in one episode of Conan’s podcast, they even mentioned in another episode that some website reported it as true.
Fuck you, I’ll shoot ropes up there!
The quote has been misattributed: https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/masturbation-in-space-nasa-warning/
Good thing NASA isn’t my mom.
I thought you were dead, but nice try, Kellogg
scientists says
This is not a serious publication.
