Dox yourself (or don’t).

I guess mine is pretty solidly midwestern.
Do you say “mahm” or “mom”?
“Mahm” I guess. Definitely not “ma’am” or “mome”.
Yeah STLiens pronounce “o” differently. I didn’t even realize we had a bit of an accent until someone asked me about it one time
When I lived in New England people particularly thought that the way I say “theatre” (thee-ter) and “butter” (bUHtter) were particularly striking. They pronounce theatre with the a (thee-a-ter, or thee-ar-ter) and dont emphasize u sounds much
Also Im a “mah” or “mahm” person
Honestly just in STL there are a lot of variety of dialects though, even not accounting for racial lines. Go down to Arnold and you might as well be in the bootheel

very similarYour map and mine look similar but Louisiana is light blue on mine.

As an Australian this was interesting.
New England English is more similar to British English (at least in comparison to most US English), so it makes sense it would be the closest to Australian or South African English. Like they still use the word “carriage” commonly
As a Canadian, I feel like it was pretty on par for me lol 53% Minnesota

my early childhood was spent south of winnipeg, so this tracks 100%. am a native-born minnesotan:

Got about the same as a South African.
Same here, bru.
I don’t want to dox myself, but it definitely guessed the exact city I live in. I will not answer further questions.
Same, and it’s not a big city either. There’s one thing I say that’s a dead giveaway.
Yup. Within a 20-30 minute drive anyways. And I’ve lived in a different state for about 20 years. That’s incredible.
49% Kentucky
I have never lived here, but I do have family there.


Don’t live there anymore but I did grow up in NJ
what were the giveaways?
It said Maryland. I’ve never lived there nor have family there. My family is from two different states so maybe it’s some sort of weighted average.
It said I was from NY, but actually CT. Close. When I moved to CA people thought I was Canadian.
Apparently this is the “Vermont” accent map. Live in the Great Lakes region, so ok.Florida? 😂 I don’t buy it. I’ve never met a Floridian that spoke like me. That was fun though!

I have no Italian ancestry but I’m culturally Italian by way of my home state.


It could be worse, but I’ve never been west of the Mississippi (within the US; I’ve been to BC). I’ve adopted or switched words over the years, so it’s not too surprising that it got it wrong. That old dialect quiz from the NYT or whatever years ago was worse at getting my location.
It missed by a couple of states, but it’s close-ish. Some of those questions are wild, like whatever bullshit word people use for lighting bugs or fireflies that is neither of those two. Sambo niggles or some such a thing.
Edit: Peenie Wallies? Just call them double dick bugs 😆



Not from Kansas, but it’s not far off either. I bet its idea of a St. Louis accent is based on the old St. Louis accent that is common among older people but very rare among anyone under 50. Although there were no questions that asked about “fork” versus “fark”, “fourty” vs “farhty”, “soda” vs “sodee”, etc. It may just not have much of an idea of that dialect built into it
We use the same words. I wonder what differentiates from IN which is actually right for me.
Not on the quiz of course, but one major difference between MO and IN is that “Hoosier” is a positive term in IN but a pejorative term in MO.
Once upon a time a bunch of people from Indiana moved to Missouri, and apparently they were not well liked. So hoosier is like the MO equivalent of calling someone a redneck
I’m not sure Hoosier is positive but more like neutral in IN. I’m certainly not attached to it.
Fair enough, I was mostly thinking of like the Indiana Hoosiers. I imagined it is similar to how cajun gets used in Louisiana
My answers, unshockingly, reflected my region, but this question made me laugh pretty good. I dont know why lol “um akshully, Icing and frosting are different”. This was my answer anyway

I was disappointed by a lack of option for “Icing is what you get when someone gives you a proper cake from a bakery, frosting comes out of a Betty Crocker jar forgotten in the back of a cabinet when someone has made a boxed cake.” for this one.

Yep. I’m in the red area. Go Cocks 🤙










