Godric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agoTasty!lemmy.worldimagemessage-square105linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageTasty!lemmy.worldGodric@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 22 days agomessage-square105linkfedilink
minus-squareUnpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoTo explain why does a single man drink and cry.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoTo cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
minus-squaregibmiser@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoSo we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
minus-squareBlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·22 days agoIm not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
minus-squareGirl Named ZERO@piefed.zeromedia.viplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 days agoProviding satirical news articles
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
Mush it, add to whiskey.
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Exactly
Providing satirical news articles
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.