I love how men just make fun of themselves and admit they are incompetent at surviving with any decent quality of life without a “woman” in the kitchen.
I consider myself fucking shit at cooking compared to my mum but God damn people it’s not that difficult.
Boy Dinner is a different vibe, but if we’re talking cooking and sexist, I did have a gay uncle who was happy to be quoted saying;
“Women don’t belong in the kitchen… if you want a good meal”
Man was wildly out of pocket announcing that every hosted Thanksgiving to his sister’s eyerolls, but he knew how to cook a mean fucking steak!
This is OP’s second account and he just wanted to flex his cooking.
Source: I made it up
I should not have read this post hungry…
Do check what community this post is in
Wouldn’t be Lemmy without someone going off the rails in the comments.
That’s what I’m having, minus the onion.
Pretty close we make a dish out of roasted onions to have drinks with from where I come from
Needs hot sauce
Actually amazing that way. I used to eat baked potatoes, raw onion with hot sauce when I was broke lol
You know, seeing all the complaints about the IOC and the onion not being cooked… The only thing bothering me is that the utensils aren’t on either side of the plate.
Not enough beans
Nah, if it really was boy dinner it would be paper plates and plastic utensils. And definitely no place mats
Do your boys like having their tools disintegrate in their hands?
No, but doing dishes is no fun.
I was thinking the same earlier, there might be a personal post in the future, stay tuned :)
My dinner from last night
Recipe? This looks amazeballs!
I don’t really have a recipe but I’ll share what all this is. Going anti clockwise, the white thing is boondi raita made with soy yogurt, then there’s tofu and peas cooked however Indians cook their vegetable stews, then there’s basmati rice, topped with dal/lentils which are split gram (chana dal) and black lentils (urad dal), then there’s whole wheat chapati (indian flat bread).
I’m sure I can figure it out with that. Thanks homie!
<3
I knew a lady who liked wiskey better than me. She pissed the bed and all over me. It got old so I left and then she had a kid. She was considered a functioning professional adult and I was the scrub. Don’t don’t believe the hype boyeeeee
Penisisisisis’s VS vijayjayzzzzz
Fake. I ain’t using a whole utensils and plate for onion. God gave us two hands: one for onion, one for Jack and jack-based activities.
One for Jack-on, one for Jack-off. It only makes sense.
… but what’s the onion for? 🤔
Providing satirical news articles
Boy dinner
Without the onion it’s man dinner.
To explain why does a single man drink and cry.
To cleanse the palette of that terrible whiskey
Man tears
So we can blame the tears on something other than our crippling regret and or loneliness
Exactly
Im not crying, Iv been chopping onions. Im making a lasagna… for one.
Flavor for the plate
To cleanse the palate.
Mush it, add to whiskey.
This is boy dinner because a man would spend the money on good whiskey, and at least have a protein to go with the veg side dish.
You know, Jack might be fun to shit on, but a wise man once told me the best whiskey is the one you like to drink!
Good point tho, next post will have protein
My favorite beer is free. Second favorite is cold.
I hate JD neat and im a massive Scotch snob but nothing beats a double JD and coke, will happily hammer those all day
Okay Tony Abbott.
Ahaha, that’s hilarious that it has it’s own wikipedia page
I left two onions and four apples at the self-checkout yesterday after paying for them. Just forgot to put the bag in the cart. They could easily credit my account having been informed by the next customer, but no, they won’t. They’ll put them back on the shelf and sell them again.
Lesson learned, only buy booze from now on
Can’t argue with that.
It pisses me off you can’t get booze at the self checkout. They have an attendant there for problems. Would it really be so hard for them to come over and check an ID? But no, I’ve got to go stand in the one manned line they have open for 20 minutes instead of being out of there in 2 minutes.
Edit: I have just learned this is a California problem. Other places may not have to put up with this.
I’m in a state where you can buy weaker alcohols (under 22%) at the self checkout. But many times I have waited over 10 minutes for someone to come over and check my ID. Just standing there with the orange light flashing and there are four other orange lights flashing and the self checkout line isn’t moving at all.
What you’ve described is what happens here in Georgia.
But we can only buy beer and wine in a supermarket, liquor, spirits etc have to be bought in a separate location, and you can’t buy alcohol before noon on Sundays.
All of which is that classic small government freedom you expect from a red state.
