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ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 days ago
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  • crypt0cler1c@infosec.pub
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    The top one is actually how Europeans think Americans see British people.

    You might not remember we actually dumped the tea into the harbor.

    We will never put beans on our toast.

  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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    6 days ago

    Funny way of spellin foo’ie innit

  • selokichtli@lemmy.ml
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    British people are not particularly attractive and classy, but they are not particularly overweight.

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    Having been to England numerous times I can say they are not nearly as attractive as coastal Americans. The guy on bottom is their default in character creator probably in line at Greg’s for a sausage roll or six.

  • seggturkasz@lemmy.world
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    Nah… I’m central European and that is not even close. Maybe for Europeans living near low cost turist atrections? Where I live English are maybe seen a bit posh, thinking thay are too special to be EU, decendents of big bed imperialist and such. While the scots are seen as trying to cosplay scandinavian. And I’m sorry to say we do not have any stereotype for the Welsh and Northern Irish whatsoever.

  • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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    You mean bri’ish people.

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      I’m curious, what accent is that ment to be?

      • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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        As you leave the home countries, letters and even whole words will be omitted as part of the local dialect.

      • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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        Somewhere between Liverpool and London. Definitely not any northern or western of that.

      • 0x0@lemmy.zip
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        Most brits i think.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world
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    7 days ago

    What about the TERFs?

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      BANG BANG

      Come on Ingerland!

      BANG BANG

      Stop being a facking cack for Jey Kay Rowling!

      BANG BANG

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    8 days ago

    image

    How I want to see British people

    • Seth Taylor@lemmy.world
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      I mean… I don’t know that ALL British people would look good in that

    • deHaga@feddit.uk
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      8 days ago

      Unfortunately it’s more like this

      • PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world
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        • MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
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          Nor but, yah but, nor

          • TheNextMuon@lemmy.world
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            7 days ago

            Computer says no

          • Pringles@sopuli.xyz
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            7 days ago

            That one.

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            In addition to his other talents, this dude has some pipes. He killed it in the 25th anniversary of Les Mis on PBS, a production marred by casting a Jonas brother in an important part, but Matt Lucas was awesome as one of the innkeepers.

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        Unfortunately, it’s more like this

        • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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          Chavs or posh and no in between. I am American and this is what I learned in social studies.

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          I lived in the UK for several years, this is definitely the most accurate picture of this thread!

  • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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    Europeans are right.

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      Europeans are not wrong.
      *twizzles moustache villainously*

  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world
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    IM FORVER BLOWING BUBBLES, PRETTY BUBBLES IN THE AIR! WESTHAM! WESTHAM!

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      Hi, I’m Bubbles

  • decolo@piefed.social
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    CAM ON INGERLAND

    • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
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      SCOR SUM FACKIN GOOLS

    • ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.worldOP
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      • tetris11@feddit.uk
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        *Meanwhile in Germany*

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          Ein Poliziiist mit Elfenoooohrn

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          I only see class. What’s wrong with it?

        • ILikeTraaaains@lemmy.world
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          Meanwhile in Magaluf

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          HgichT is peak culture.

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          EINS ZWEI POLIZEI

  • mutable_bagel@lemmy.world
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    It is the same guy though. What a proper suit can do to a person.

  • kingofras@lemmy.world
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    Slaps on calculator

    How Europeans see Americans.

    ERR: DIV/0

    • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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      They seem very divisibled right now.

  • DarkCloud@lemmy.world
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    Humans are traditionally endurance hunters, running things down.

    This should have prevented run-away belly fat storage like that.

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      The Starch Runner Hypothesis seems more plausible to me.

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        TIL.

        To me, the obvious answer is that humans were omnivores from the start. We have the forward facing eyes of predators, and teeth that can handle tearing and grinding.

        • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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          Yeah probably, though more opportunistic than most people probably imagine. They’d likely only hunt when convenient, during migrations or such, and switch to different food sources the rest of the year. That’s how I imagine it at least.

        • davepleasebehave@lemmy.world
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          similar to gorillas then?

  • daggermoon@piefed.world
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    I see them as the conquerors of Ireland and the villans in the majority of global conflicts.

    • deHaga@feddit.uk
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      The Celts conquered the Beaker people first. England was conquered by the Normans.

      • Raven8628@lemmy.zip
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        The Beaker people are the primary genetic ancestors of Irish people.

        • deHaga@feddit.uk
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          Aren’t we all?

          • Raven8628@lemmy.zip
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            Exactly.

            Celts didnt “conquer” the Beaker’s.

            Beaker people are part of the ancestry that developed into Celts.

            • deHaga@feddit.uk
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              I was being facetious. The Irish Brit bashing online is very tiresome. It’s just bigotry.

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                Bigotry? Have you seen the bigotry that goes on in Northern Ireland in July every single year?

                This is nothing compared to that.

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                  https://yougov.com/en-gb/articles/29234-brits-increasingly-dont-care-whether-northern-irel

      • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Okay? First commenter is still correct.

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          There are no good guys. Everyone has conquered or been conquered.

          The Irish just like to shake their fists at us while we provide them with their national defence

          • Raven8628@lemmy.zip
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            Defence against what? Britians enemies?

            Defend your own western flank. Its your problem, not ours.

            • deHaga@feddit.uk
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              I suggest you ask them

              https://www.navylookout.com/royal-navy-tasked-to-defend-irish-airspace-during-eu-meeting/

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                I see NATO assests being deployed to protect NATO leaders against threats from NATO enemies.

                So whats your point? The UK is doing this in its own interest, not in Ireland’s interest.

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                  Because Ireland can’t defend itself.

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            ‘Yeah well we were conquered a millennia ago, so actually you’re not allowed to complain about what is still ongoing to you‘ is the dumbest Brit cope I’ve run into. Implying they should be grateful for it is why Brits are still reviled.

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              It only ongoing in your head. Professional victim .

              • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Dare you to go to an Irish bar and try saying that shit, lol

                • deHaga@feddit.uk
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                  Whereas if you went into a British pub saying your crap, people would just laugh at you lol

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              Lol, drama much?

              • Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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                Don’t start shit if you can’t take shit 🤷‍♂️ Nobody asked you to come in here and make up some story about why Irish occupation is Good, Actually.

                E: just realized this was a drive by comment and not the person I originally replied to, which makes the defensiveness even more bizarre.

                • BeardedGingerWonder@feddit.uk
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                  How on earth have you read defensiveness into a 2 word comment. What shit has anyone started?

                  Commenter above was pointing out that most Brit hate in Ireland is of the fist shaking “hate the Brits on principal” rather than an active aggression and that Ireland trusts the UK to the point the UK in effect provides the maritime and air defence of Ireland.

                  Meanwhile you pop up with edgelord commentary apparently solely for the purpose of causing drama.

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