Yeah can you get me a box of blowjobs?
Just a 5th avenue thanks!
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bean
Nice try Liam
He thought he could fool us with that username
What kind of bean?
big
Yo dog, make sure you get lime a bean
Sriracha for my noodles, please.
A hug
Do they still make those? 🤔
It’s a subscription model.
👥
Yeah, free palestine while you’re out. Cheers.
Blinker fluid for my car
Front or rear?
Go pee for me, I don’t want to get out of bed
Sometimes a dimensional drain installed into the bladder - something that burrows through a higher dimension and into a sanitary disposal somewhere else - would be nice.
I mean, I don’t drink like a fish or anything, but full bladders can be more abruptly insistent than most anything else.
I used to live (alone, unsurprisingly) in a house with a games room in the attic. The only toilet was on the ground floor. So I ran a hosepipe all the way through the house so I didn’t have to trapse down two flights of stairs to pee. Thinking back, I both admire and loathe the person I used to be.
That’s… disgustingly impressive.
As a guy I would gladly high-five you for coming up with such a creatively practical solution, but you’re gonna have to wash your hands, first. Thoroughly.
Can I get one abolition of hierarchy, one abolition of borders, and some fries?
Getting rid of hierarchy, I can do that with eugenics and CRISPR modifications to the common human genome, it’ll take a few centuries and change everything we are including what makes us human and will probably make humanity go extinct but hey I’m on the way to the store anyway.
Do you happen to be the person who sold me that monkey’s paw a while back?
Do you have a receipt?
I’m sorry your receipt is cursed.
Let me know if they have any will to live in stock
They were all out of it, too. :(
Thanks for asking! I would appreciate a decaffeinated latte macchiato with lactose free goat milk.
One of those java monsters sounds kinda nice rn ngl
Toilet paper
And some bitcoin
I need one yellow thumbtack.
Oddly specific
Well, it’s not like I would need a green one. LOL
