I disagree hard. The shape of soup is temperature based.
I am upset by how entirely correct you are about this.
The better version of this joke
I feel like the post is better, seems like a matter of opinion
This year’s award winning film: The Shape of Soup.
I would absolutely watch this.
Spoiler: it’s fish soup
Campbell’s BuzzBallz
I agree. A liquid should have the freedom to expand in all directions equally.
Everything else is just needless abusive or cruel behavior towards soup.
But a liquid should also have the challenging experience of filling even the smallest nooks and crannies.
You should always ask your soup if it currently wants comfort (round container) or adventure (square container).
Here some soups are sold in Tertrapak cartons which I suspect would break the average American.
Soup cans > soup cubes
I was wondering why they make them in cans rather than cubes since it’s space lost and found this:
The cylindrical shapes of cans are a major benefit when manufacturing products. The cylindrical shape is the perfect cross-section of using the least amount of material but being able to fit the most product into shipment boxes and on store shelves. A spherical shape is inefficient for packaging, and a cubical shape is inefficient in terms of material use. The cylindrical shape is just right by using a rounded top (like a sphere) and elongated sides (like a cube). This cylindrical shape is also critical for withstanding pressure. This shape can withstand up to 90 lbs of pressure, making them a durable product for day-to-day life.
https://www.tastingtable.com/1369064/scientific-reason-canned-goods-always-cylindrical/
At this point I’m surprised they haven’t switched to square cans so you pay more but get less soup
I completely understand, I see nothing wrong with this statement.
I prefer square because it’s easier to fold the soup.
“How to fold soup” Steve Martin, Cruel Shoes.
Soup is round Soup cans are Soup cubes We must resolve this tension Soup cobes
Hey. We have a real word for soup cubes. It’s cylinder.
I wish bouillon cubes were spheres
Bouillon balls
It’s very hard to get all of the soup out of a square container, because a spoon won’t reach into the edges properly
Assuming no gravity, soup is a sphere.
Never trust soup from a tetrapack
Because you can’t explain. Because your brain is in a round container and it has personal biases in shape preferences.
