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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago

true story

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true story

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BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 14 days ago
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  • insanemantis@lemmy.world
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    13 days ago

    The spelling of @entrapranure is just the cherry on top

    • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
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      13 days ago

      Entramanure

  • deHaga@feddit.uk
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    14 days ago

    Sounds like a linkedin lunatic

    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      LunkedIn

    • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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      14 days ago

      Sounds like a manosphere influencer.

      • cinoreus@lemmy.world
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        Nah entraprenaure(the source) is a satire. But their satire is so on point most who land on their page don’t realise it’s satire.

        Here’s one of their shorts https://youtube.com/shorts/N3CiOjTDTEs

        Edit:

        https://youtube.com/shorts/L1ip6fu4N0c

        This one will make it clear it’s satire.

        • ClownStatue@piefed.social
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          13 days ago

          Oh, I got that it was satire. Wasn’t actually subtle at all. Just sounded like satire of a Chus like Andrew Tate, or that weird “Alpha Male” dick from Twitter.

          • cinoreus@lemmy.world
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            These two are freaking great at it though. The Royce du pont is still unhinged enough to look like satire, but the other guy is honestly undistinguishable from another ‘alpha Male’ influencer in some of his reels.

          • skisnow@lemmy.ca
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            13 days ago

            Andrew Tate sounds like a satire of Andrew Tate half the time. Trolling teh libs by being ridiculous is part of their whole shtick

  • The Velour Fog @lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    And then everyone clapped and the manager gave him $100€

    • TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      14 days ago

      1000019823

  • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Ah. See. Usually it’s my insanity that takes the other seat. No one asks. Insanity and me tend to just grab chairs and tables and put em together.

    I’m no longer allowed at outback.

    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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      14 days ago

      I thought Outback had “no rules”?!

      • Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world
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        14 days ago

        They lie.

      • justdaveisfine@piefed.social
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        14 days ago

        You’re thinking of out back behind Outback which has no rules.

        • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works
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          14 days ago

          Bloomin’ onion, indeed.

          • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
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            14 days ago

            I should call them

        • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz
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          14 days ago

          Not even rules to not talk about the nonexistent rules?

          • 5wim@infosec.pub
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            14 days ago

            No, you’re thinking of The First Wive’s Club, and it was less about not talking about the rules and more of a revenge pact

  • hansolo@lemmy.today
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    14 days ago

    “…sir.”

    How you know it’s fake. No one calls a human in a Chili’s “Sir.”

  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    14 days ago

    Would make more sense if you asked for a table for 4 then no?

  • ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net
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    14 days ago

    Beautiful story. Thanks for sharing.

  • dellish@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    And everybody clapped.

    • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      whispered

      pay attention

  • HeyJoe@lemmy.world
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  • DrPop@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    I didn’t know Chili’s had a VIP section. Then again I’m a poor unambitious schlub.

    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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      14 days ago

      You won’t believe what happens in the Chili’s Champagne Room.

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        14 days ago

        What’s so unbelievable about a dozen guys sitting around eating sticks of cold butter?

  • nymer@lemmy.zip
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    14 days ago

    Lol imagine what a VIP table at a Chili’s consists of.

    • QueenHawlSera@piefed.social
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      14 days ago

      It’s a table covered in actual chilli

      • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works
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        The servers dont actually come to your table to bother you, the kitchen staff just throw the food directly from the kitchen onto your table

    • ElChinchilla@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Like a holding cell of a Greensboro, NC police station

    • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca
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      14 days ago

      The chair isn’t stuck to the floor.

    • Postimo@lemmy.zip
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      Pshh, you have to imagine? I’ve lived it buddy.

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      14 days ago

      Keep imagining while my ambition and drive continues to handily pay my Chilli’s bill

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Thats the booth near the bar where servers roll silverware.

  • kablez@lemmy.world
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    14 days ago

    Hey Mr. Scott, what you gonna do? What you gonna do? Make our dreams come true!

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    14 days ago

    Clickbate thumbnail

  • Soulphite@reddthat.com
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    14 days ago

    He also got the “2 can dine for $10.99 $25.99” and ate it all.

    -price reflects adjustment for inflation.

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      14 days ago

      Does the $26 include the cost of the gram of green he smoked to be able to eat the lovers special by himself?

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    14 days ago

    Successful people aren’t eating at Chili’s, lol

    • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      That’s right I do curbside pickup

    • BigBananaDealer@lemmy.worldOP
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      14 days ago

      sounds like you dont know what real success looks like

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        14 days ago

        I know real success gets better ribs

        • macro_byte@programming.dev
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          14 days ago

          Chilis is a staple of Minnesota

          • trojanbark@lemmy.world
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            13 days ago

            why would I eat at Staples

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              If there are staples in your chili’s, you are eating a refrigerator magnet.

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      A truly successful person eats wherever the fuck they want without caring what lesser beings think

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      13 days ago

      You should see the dumps where he used to dine.

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        Disgusting dumps are the aftermath of Chili’s.

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