Windows names sound like a boss fight, Linux names sound like a typo that stuck 😭
Gotta love FOSS, gotta love klitoris.
That’s just KDE. But why am I imagining a mirror dimension universe where its called CDE and all the software names are normal words with the k’s replaced with c’s.
CDE is/was a thing. Common Desktop Environment. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Common_Desktop_Environment
clitoriOS
It’s by kde.
On Linux it’s klitoris, forked to CLItoris, then open-clit, then freeclit then onepiece
GNUtori(ou)s Clit
Some people definitely rewrote it as μCLIt and BSDclit for size/licensing reasons
And then there will be endless discussions if it should be pronounced uclit or microclit
mμclit
muclit!
10x devs just vibe code it in Rust to balance out the security issues 🤔
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie. Qt? QtPie. Rust? IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie JavaScript? IStealAllYourRAMAndaiDontCarePie.
No it’s magpiers
If it was written in python it’s PyMagpie
Wouldn’t it be MagPy?
IThinkImSecureBecauseTheLanguageIUseButTheresMoreToItThanIUnderstandPie
what is this nuance doing here?
Oh I’m not in femcelmemes
Is this just a reference to The GIMP or are there other common apps with dodgy names? I’m struggling to think of any.
Git
The app starting with K is probably a nod to how KDE names many of their projects something that starts with K. (Konsole, Kate, Kdenlive, Krita).
The litoris part probably refers to how linux apps often name things after random weird stuff, e.g. gimp, but it’s not always genital/sexual related I guess.
Latex and that one other thing which I forgot
Latex is just a kind of rubber, and a material produced by some plants used for making rubber. Sure, if you’re not careful when googling, you can get dodgy results with “latex” in the terms, but that seems to me to be of a different calibre.
LaTeX is the #1 Material used in fetish clothes. Its pretty much the only use for it.
I’m sorry what? What about:
- Shoes
- Gloves
- Tyres
- Elastic bands
- Balloons
All of these are made (partly) from natural (i.e. latex) rubber.
Yes I’m dumb, I didn’t express myself well. I meant to say that its the most prominent use for it.
Hmm, fair enough but I would say latex gloves and latex condoms are equally prominent (the latter obviously not helpful as far as avoiding dodgy results on Google)
I suppose, maybe im indoctrinated, when somebody says Latex i think of fashion.
Latex wall paint
klitoris is stealing all my money
Looks like it might be a Windows command line tool this time
grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep grep
Sounds like Squidward walking
Should have called it grape
Apple: someFancyName4
Microsoft: Task Doing-er 5
Linux: some cute animal
who up rn doing they task
Apple would use a minimalist and confusing name like: Task
It is so hard to troubleshoot issues with Photos. Why did they ditch iPhoto.
Linux: some cute animal except spelled awkwardly. Quomodo. Ekidnah. Magpye. Blootoona
Me: These are unironically good names
apt moo
