There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office.
If you count warcrimes, white collar crimes and golf as work, then sure. But for the American people, not so much. Everything he does is for his criminal enterprise.
But pleeeeeaaaaase don’t be dead Donny. JD is so much worse.
Don’t get my hopes up.
Why can’t donnie say it?
It probably takes a full day of prep before they can put him in front of a camera.
He ded
If he’s dead then someone else is posting on TS
That’s not strange, it’s often that a media team is controlling a president’s social media in case he isn’t capable of posting himself. That’s why some posts seem like they are written by a toddler and some have a more formal and a bit less uneducated formulation, which seem to be weird for someone with a toddler brain.
Yeah I get that
Did he dead?
Well if so that’s going to round off a very nice week for the astronauts.
Happy Easter?!
Wild to see the united states lich project coming to fruition in our lifetime. Or their omegaverse project backfiring and the president (an omega) going into heat for the second time, forcing another coverup.
real quick question why isn’t he???
I’m gonna be pissed if this son of a bitch happens to die when I can’t have alcohol. Come on man, go into a coma for two weeks then die so I can pop a bottle properly
Why can you not have alcohol?
Minor surgery the other day
Speedy recovery!
You’re probably ok because they’re going to Weekend at Bernie’s him for a while while he trying to figure out what they’re going to do.
My fear is that they’ve already been doing this for a while now, with a combination of impersonators and deepfakes – and thus “Trump” will never die.
The
WaldoTrump Moment
Another mini stroke? We’ll see him from a distance for couple of days and then we will appear publicly with a slightly more drooping face.
And some new way to fuck up the world further.
Another Weekend at Bernie’s
Watch that asshole make an appearance tomorrow and his idiot followers will call it proof that he is the Second Coming of Christ…
I still don’t get how they don’t see the Antichrist comparisons. Though their Bible—which they know fuck all about—covers the Antichrist idiots being easily deceived too.
I actually have a theory about that. Regardless of whether you believe that the Bible is divinely inspired or not, clearly its authors knew a lot about human nature.
Humans haven’t changed much in 2000 years. Narcissistic assholes existed then, they exist today. Some scholars think that the authors were really describing Emperor Nero. It’s not a stretch to think that a description of Nero back then might sound a lot like Trump today.
Wouldn’t be surprised. Much of the Bible is just straight up plagiarised from Mesopotamian culture and stories. Why stop the slapdash there? May as well add in a “Fuck the Romans” bit and pair them to one of the
monstersbeasts.
TBF, the Antichrist (as popularly understood) doesn’t really show up in the Bible and is a character created largely in the 20th century by Voltron-ing together a bunch of obscure passages. In the Bible, the term is used like four times and refers to people who are, literally, anti-Christ. (source: am Episcopal priest who escaped fundamentalist Christianity and has spent an inordinate amount of time studying the Apocalyptic writings in the Bible)
There’s a segment of Christianity that thinks someone like Trump will bring about the rapture so they support him fully.
Yeah, they’re full blown “the End Times are nigh, and we’ll all be raptured to heaven if we help it along” level crazies, but they vote like clockwork.
Fundamentalist and Evangelicals struggle with reading comprehension and long-term retention.
Please no. Ugh, he’s gonna do it, isn’t he. Why are all of his actions so on the nose and tacky?
Because he doesn’t know any better. He is, truly and actually, one of the dumbest motherfuckers to ever failson his way into a position of power, and this is backed up by testimony of his teachers.
An 8 year old child, or even ChatGPT, can reliably predict his actions in advance because he really is actually that simple. He has specific reactions to specific stimuli that can always be gamed because they’re always the same. Guy operates like one of the ghosts in Pac-Man. If you know how his actions are wired you can lead him by the nose down whatever path you want.
His investors and handlers know this and use it to push their agendas. Everyone else makes the mistake of trying to speak at him like he’s a sapient creature, and that fails to get results because he doesn’t operate like a sapient creature does.
Its nice to know that he must make an appearance tomorrow or rumors of his demise will tank the economy further. Since its easter the president must make an appearance.
Are you sure it would tank? It might get a hefty boost…
I know it’s probably not gonna happen but man oh man…
It would be super funny if Trump was alive for the denial of his death, but then died immediately after.
would be a shame if he dies before going to a trial for all his past and present crimes
He’s never going to face any meaningful trial for that. Give up on it. Death is the best we can hope for.
We should treat him like an Egyptian pharoah, and entomb him with all of his cabinet members.
That’s too dignified, make a corpse circle like that one ancient site in Germany.
We don’t have to let that stop us
We can size the estate and hold all collaborators to justice, like they do with RICO
Size that thing!
Seize it, then size it , then sell it
Every day when I wake up, the first thing is to check my phone if that fucker’s dead yet.
I think you just explained why I do this. I thought I had just developed an addiction to the news over the past six months, but this hit me.
Matrix has you
What’re you tryin’ to tell me? That I can dodge bullets?
No, what i am saying is, you won’t have to
Do you think that’s RSS you’re reading?
Is there a newsletter but it’s just about what evil person has died for that day? I feel like there’s a good market for that.
How do I sign up for this?
Why would you want to start pretty much day with depressing news?
There will be a day when it’s not depressing.
Same, friend. Same.
I check the front page of the newspaper for obituaries. The guy says they’re in the back. I tell them not the one I’m looking for.
For me it’s him, Putin and any billionaire.
And putin.
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- Musk
- Charles Koch
- The Ellisons
- Bezos
- Peter Thiel
- Ted Cruz
- Lindsay Graham
- Greg Abbott
- The Sacklers
- Viktor Orban
- Alexander Lukashenko
- Chuck Schumer
- George W Bush
- Dick Durbin
- Robert Pittman
- Maziar Mike Doustdar
- Darren Woods
- Tom Hanks (he knows what he’s done)
- Jacek Olczak
- Erik Prince
- Christopher T. Calio
And many many more…
Edit: not saying that I actively check all these, I’m saying that these are (mostly) other prime examples of people whose demise will likely noticeably benefit humanity as a whole.
Without your edit I was gonna be like damn man, that’s a lot of people to be waking up each day checking to see if they died yet.
Perfect 👌
Tom Hanks, but no Garth Brooks? The man’s a monster
Nah, Garth Brooks is alright, but Chris Gaines is probably a serial killer.
Chris Gaines is definitely responsible for all the bodies. That’s why Garth can never remember any of it when confronted. Advanced Disillusionary Schizophrenia with Involuntary Narcissistic Rage
He’s not important enough to be specifically named but included in “and many more” 😉
Should make bingo cards.
Is the Tom Hanks thing a joke or do I not know something
I would assume it hints to this video of Tom Hanks and Arya Starks list of people she wants to kill
“Yes” to the former, “probably” to the latter 🤷🏻
There’s definitely a list. But Trump is number one.
Carville seems to imply that he’s dying and/or dead : https://nypost.com/2026/04/04/media/james-carville-calls-trump-a-fat-f-k-in-wild-explicative-laden-rant/
The ny post is not a valid source of anything except hot air
In March, Carville admitted he had “Trump Derangement Syndrome” and hopes to hate the president even more.
Fucking based.
So fetch
