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There’s a great artist that sells stuff at our local ren-faire; I bought a fridge magnet that says “I saw thee, and thought my day unwell.” It’s illuminated like an old manuscript and depicts a slim greyhound tossing his cookies.
From my friend - You’re the load your mom should have swallowed.
… Do the down votes prefer anal?
You look like you trust politicians/newspapers/AI
You think that streamer likes you
Your brain could revolve around inside a peanut shell without ever touching the sides
You have a head full of vacuous nothings that occasionally leak out of your mouth
(To name a few that I enjoy)
A waste of space
Donkey meat is not transparent, get out of the way! I’m watching!
“I say this with the greatest respect…”
Have the day you deserve!
“You look so generic I got a deja vu the first time we met.”
I keep recycling this one but it’s hard not to. I have so few good ideas!
“If she was a spice, she would be flour” - Louise Belcher
He only has two tools and they are both screwdrivers
“You’re irrelevant to me.”
You are the proud owner of not a single redeeming quality.
No one could possibly have a higher opinion of you than I have.
Thick as mince
I can explain it to you, but I cannot understand it for you.
