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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago

why is software engineering so horny

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why is software engineering so horny

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not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Programmer Humor@programming.devEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • joe@lemmy.today
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    Look, most of us are just kinda repressed and low-level horny at all times

    • mirshafie@europe.pub
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      Some of us aren’t repressed!

  • Phantaloons@piefed.zip
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    3 months ago

    –force

    • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      3 months ago

      –verbose is for when you want dirty talk

      • ashenwire@lemmus.org
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  • Dagnet@lemmy.world
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    No touch?

    • ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      No touch only cat

      • rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works
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        • zedgeist@lemmy.world
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      • StillAlive@piefed.world
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        Do not the cat

  • skuzz@discuss.tchncs.dedeleted by creator
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    cherry-pick the tip

    git reset --hard HEAD

    and on and on

  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Tell me more about Alice’s brother Bob’s sisters.

    Maybe they can help me find a new way to decompress.

  • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Zip, unzip it.

    • Hupf@feddit.org
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      Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it, drag it, drop it,…

  • hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    touch grass

  • Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Oh, I KISS all the time!

    • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Keep It Stupid. Simple!

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    Linux shell also has… a thing going on.

    touch
    top
    mount
    man
    fsck
    
    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      finger

      • hancock@retrolemmy.com
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        unzip

        • ptu@sopuli.xyz
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          root

  • Aniki@feddit.org
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    you cannot create art if you aren’t horny.

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    Software, firmware, and hardware.

    • NightmareQueenJune@lemmy.world
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      Today i realized, that firmware is just the between-step of soft and hardware.

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    Wait till you get into game development. You’ll be doing a lot of parent/child relationship, and killing orphans.

  • henfredemars@infosec.pub
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    We used to finger our users too.

    • Zoop@beehaw.org
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      Hey, lots of people still do! I’ve seen talk of using it nowadays a few separate times lately, including earlier today of someone setting it up for the first time. It’s neat!

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        Anyone talking about using finger nowadays should be considered very very suspect, same way you’d look at someone suggesting rlogin

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Finger_(protocol)#Security_concerns

        https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/decades-old-finger-protocol-abused-in-clickfix-malware-attacks/

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    Unzip. Finger. Fsck. Sleep.

  • explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world
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    Master/slave

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      Finger/poke

      • Kenny2999@lemmy.world
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        Fsck fsck

        • urushitan 漆たん@kakera.kintsugi.moe
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          Insert, upsert

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      i feel that this is not appropriate for children and i want this changed to dom/sub or top/bottom. maybe dick/butt. poker/hole?

      • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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        I mean, main/sub is a strong alternative ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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      there are so many links that i’ve clicked expecting to be horny that turned out to be IT server stuff >:|

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