Damn, dads an S tier shit poster.
Damn.
Now I wish I had a son…
My son is three. So I’m going to save this and hope it still hits in 12-15 years.
I don’t get it
Mike “Tyson”
Ok but TF my dad on dude?
My guess, it means “the fuck is my dad on [about], dude?”. Or “[which drugs] is my dad on, dude?”. But same difference.
“The fuck [kind of drugs] are my dad on?”
Transform my dad on(to a) dude
It’s bptf
“What recreational substances is my dad taking that he responds to birthday wishes like this?”
You ever lick Mike Tyson’s armpits? Only place on earth you can find “Tyson Juice”.
Who are you, violet08?
OP or someone adding a comment to the screenshot. Distracts from the joke IMHO
Distracts? It is pure gibberish.
“What the fuck is my dad on (like drugs or something) dude?”
Its Mike Tyson, but you can split Tyson up into “Ty son” or “ty, son” or “thank you, son”
He’s on another level with puns like that.
Kid wouldn’t get it if it bit him on the ear.
God. Fucking. Damnit.





