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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago

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QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 5 days ago
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  • Lanske@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    In other words: a totally normal kid

    • Ophrys@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      Quickly, drug him!

      but not the weed!

  • jeniferariza@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    That punishment turned into free advertising real fast.

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    I would have sprung for a professionally made sandwich board or spinny sign.

    I really hope this guy got some high-fives for his trouble.

  • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world
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    He is a little young to be doing weed, needs a conversation about its effects on younger minds. As for porn, time for proper sex Ed. no punishment needed, more education needed.

    (to be clear the weed take is imo, not fact, do what’s best for you)

    • Tenderizer@aussie.zone
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      3 days ago

      Being exposed to porn at a young age has also been found to have damaging effects on younger minds. So really the uncle is in the right depending on the nephew’s age.

    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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      Oh, we don’t do compassion and positive reinforcement around here.

      • Bluedragon012@lemmy.world
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        4 days ago

        Why not? We’re not billionaires.

        • Aneb@lemmy.world
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          Exactly. One fuck up could mean years in jail. Public appointed attorney, who has money for a lawyer? Your rich parents?

          Edit (I reread this) I’m also a person that does a lot of anonymous crime 🍃🏴‍☠️ and might have parents that could post bail

  • OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Feed him a stew that makes him go blind for 1 day.

    • BreadOven@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Stew that blind child for one day, recipe.

    • Godric@lemmy.world
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      4 days ago

      Stew that blinds him for a day

    • HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com
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      “Whelp, can see so I can’t do chores or homework. Might as well goon the time away”

      That kid probably.

      Also, If the internet was a thing when I first started to crank it, I would have had carpal tunnel by the time I was 18 😂🤣.

    • VitoRobles@lemmy.today
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      4 days ago

      1 day blinding stew

    • Obi@sopuli.xyz
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      4 days ago

      1 day blind stew is the way to go, I can confirm.

  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de
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    4 days ago

    There it Is, random Capitalization IN The wild.

    • Spezi@feddit.org
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      4 days ago

      What a presidential guy.

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    4 days ago

    Make him move rocks into a pile. If he hasn’t learned his lesson yet, make him move them into a new pile.

    • northface@lemmy.ml
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      4 days ago

      Is this how Pilates became a thing?

      • Guy Ingonito@reddthat.com
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        4 days ago

        The guy who killed jesus?

        • Etterra@discuss.online
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          No you’re thinking of Pontius Pilate; they’re talking about the river in New England.

          • jmill@lemmy.zip
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            No, you’re thinking of the Potomac; they’re talking about a word formed by merging the sounds and meanings of two different words.

        • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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          The exercise, pronounced pill-latte

  • PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    Living his best life.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    From memory, I’d say it’s pretty normal for a 14yo boy to be whacking off all the time.

  • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Kinda funny but weed nowadays is crazy, not like old weed from a decade ago.

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      We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s, now it’s barely over 30%. You’re making the difference sound more extreme than it is, especially when comparing to just a decade ago.

      Comparing weed from the 60s to weed from the 80s, now that’s where you will acurally see a crazy difference.

      The only major difference that happened in the last decade is that dabbing got wildly popular, but the flower did not change significantly in the last 10 years

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        We had strains with over 20% THC in the early 90s,

        Uh, maybe in California.

        You could sometimes get ahold of the 20% stuff where I am in the early 00s, but the dealers would mark it up to like $60/eighth so it was only for special occasions.

        Everything else was “beasters” or “mids”

    • SuspiciousCatThing@pawb.social
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      Bro a decade ago was 2016, weed was crazy then too.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      Just grow your own. Us casuals can’t make it as balls blasting as the pros can, but it’s still plenty strong.

      • Anivia@feddit.org
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        If you’re growing indoors it’s not that difficult to grow really, really good weed. This was just my second attempt with still much too learn:

        https://feddit.org/post/9584572

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          In your experience, do you think I could get away with growing in a tent in an apartment with a carbon scrubber and negative air pressure in the tent or should I not even attempt it?

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            In my opinion no. A good carbon filter (I recommend Rhino Pro) will almost eliminate the smell, but even if you use automatic watering, at some point you will have to open the tent to harvest the plant, at which point your neighbors will definitely notice if they are home. There is definitely a risk of getting caught if it’s illegal in your country

  • Hypnotoad_@sh.itjust.works
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    5 days ago

    This kid will be alright

  • shiv@sh.itjust.works
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    I wish I had my shit together as much as this kid does at his age. He’s got it figured out.

  • BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Side note, any parent that does shit like this, needs to be charged with child endangerment and abuse. Investigated for further abuse as well.

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    Buy that kid a year of premium and toss him a joint.

    Anyone else tired of the most hateful people you know lecturing you about whats moral?

    • ObliviousEnlightenment@lemmy.world
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      The guy probably probably watched and did worse when he was the kids age

    • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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      Totally tired. And they’re Mostly exactly into the very same thing, they so despise publicly. “The hub”…bet this douche uses it more than the Lil hero here.

    • Xell22@lemmy.world
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      Preach

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    Is this AI? His hand is all fucked up, body proportions seem off and shirt text looks weird

    • Yosmonkol@piefed.social
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      This is an ancient meme, the earliest extant mention was 23 July 2010, way before photo generation was viable. You can see remnants of the original facebook conversation here. TLDR: The original circumstances aren’t much different from the OP except he allegedly stole from his parents to buy said items and his mom made him hold the sign in front of his school.

    • daggermoon@piefed.world
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      compression and artifacting, not everything is AI.

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      Yeah the hands are sus, and the shadow on the sign, and everything as a wholem.

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