Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agoApparently they are actually for birds???lemmy.worldimagemessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageApparently they are actually for birds???lemmy.worldChippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 days agomessage-square35linkfedilink
minus-squarecub Gucci@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoAre they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
minus-squareGodort@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·11 days agoBig Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run. Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
minus-squareTheTechnician27@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoBig Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
minus-squareSalamanderwizard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·10 days agoI bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoNobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator. No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street. I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
minus-squareLillyPip@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·11 days agoHey man, all ducks are beautiful. *disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your …. Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.
Are they? Thought bird dicks are smaller
Big Bird has a predator’s front facing eyes, and a massive form which must require a lot of calories to run.
Do you think his species is an ambush predator like a puma, a persistence predator like a human, or does he go for volume like an orca?
Big Bird does establish when meeting Mr. Rogers that he likes foot races.
I bet he chases his prey down and uses his giant feet to pin em down and pecks em clean.
Go back to horny jail
Nobody sees him eating other muppets, so 100% ambush predator.
No one knows what happens when the lights go off on Sesame Street.
I assume it’s like My Friendly Neighbourhood, and Big Bird is the apex predator. Sometimes muppets just… vanish.
Hey man, all ducks are beautiful.
*disclaimer: I do NOT want to see your duck. Do not DM me your ….
Oh no, I think I bollocksed this comment, haven’t I.