Beer I get on the last day of a work trip by myself and tomorrow morning I fly home to my spouse I haven’t seen in a week
(They don’t let me drink)
Why are you in that relationship if you can’t do the things you seem to enjoy?
The sitting in the sun at the beach after a long miserable winter beer
I have the utmost respect for your beer choice but that sounds to me like a sweaty, i-dont-like-sand-its-course-and-rough-and-irritating-and-it-gets-everywhere kind of beer
The, “fuck it I have beer” beer
The Shower Beer
The Friday work is over and I’m not doing anything else productive the rest of the evening beer
The after the first bite of fresh pizza beer
The just got into the stadium beer
The beer that isn’t everywhere, but you had one over a year ago, and you thought “Man, that beer was delicious. I should try it again. But will it still be just as good?”
And then you get one and it’s exactly as delicious as you remember.
Home alone, finished cleaning beer
Shower beer before a pre game with friends
Shower beer is peak.
I miss r/ShowerBeer
“4 weeks sober after 10 years of crippling alcoholism” beer.
You said ‘hits different,’ not ‘good hits different.’
Anyone in this scenario should remember it’s temporary and they can get right back on the horse of sobriety without destroying their lives again.
Here’s one.
- The beer you have before/during/after doing an ordinary thing in a day, because you don’t want to admit that you are or are becoming addicted to alcohol.
I drink two beers before I drink two beers, and then I drink two more
Absolutely none of these things aren’t improved by it being a lemonade, iced tea or a delicious Arny Palmy
I’d like to think all this was over the course of the same day
