He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.
I am not an American, but I want to get measured.
Are paws okay? 🐾
Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.
Join us, we’re lonely.
It’s rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You’re shooting yourself in the…well, you know.
Literally the one time i’m not ashamed to be an American. I’m actually really sad about it.
Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?
First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP
Every time I see one of these posts:

In a row?
In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn’t gay.
You did a good
Meter? I hardly know 'er!
God, I love feet.
length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299792458 of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)
1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point
Please don’t try to make imperial system look cool
Measure me mommy.
How many dead horses
There’s a whole com for this stuff.
It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.
Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.
The foot on the fact is a right foot though?
Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.
What?
I can’t explain my insanity.
I was going to say the same thing.
False, Europeans measure in metres
American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.
Makes me nervous when I’m walking around, because every step I take my phone’s pedometer detects another one :'(
Measure me please 🥺












