How about not dying to begin with? I’m immortal until proven otherwise.
I like Messiahs who aren’t dead.
Um, Dean Winchester?
Jean Grey surely doesn’t compare to Phil Coulson
Nobody stays dead except Uncle Ben.
Wasn’t he just copyright protection after Shazam was unveilled?
But two of those are fictional characters… Which two is an exercise left to the reader.
I sure do love outrage media slowly building contempt for things that shouldn’t be in question, like women’s rights. Sure do love that.
John Darksouls: kinda depend.
Mario J Mario: The OG
Yeah, but then you’ve got Doctor Who to balance it out.
Optimus Prime has Jean Grey numbers across the various Transformers continuities.
Goku: 5 (counting alternate realities, but not counting GT 🤮)
Dean Winchester: 111
I’m pretty sure Kazuma is at 6+ by season 4
To be fair, he deserved it (at least once)
Buffy… I’m trying to remember the two times. The first one was when we got the second slayer, right? Was that cpr or something? Then she had a season finale / season opener combo with magic where she was depressed afterwards, that one I remember because it felt pretty gut wrenching.
Don’t forget the time the 12th doctor died billions of times.
That episode was so dark and bonkers. My favorite of his.
That was where he was trying to punch through the wall to break out of that prison to get back to Clara right?
I imagine Clara would have that effect on many a person, haha
Yep, that episode. He died like 100 billions times or something insane. The 12th Doctor had a level of stubbornness that I aspire to lmao.
He’s a madman with a box! Gotta love him.
“why would you do that?!”
“… I had a duty of care.”
Oh my god! They forgot Kenny.
You bastards!
Michael Myers?
I’d celebrate him over Jesus.
Is a man.
So is Jesus
Did you even read the meme?
I mean Michael Myers resurrecting several times isn’t mediocrity, was my point.
I see what you’re saying.
And I actually misread the meme lol. I thought mediocrity was patriarchy. I’d blame it on something but really I’m just dumb sometimesbut really I’m just
dumbhuman sometimes.We all are, unless we’re speaking to LLMs.
I mean, if you die once, come back, and die again you clearly learned nothing.
Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, well that’s a fucking egg on my face innit?
Alternate take: fool me once, shame on you.
