Study wine it is
Okay but drink it from the bottle. No spills!
So the library leadership cut an exception for themselves, probably.
I had a 6 AM start microbiology lab. In order to get myself going, I brought a bottle of wine carefully poured into a bottle of Gatorade.
I fucking loved that class.
Also our TA was a smoke show.
Alcoholic?
You bet!
Study shots it is then, got it.
Fascists :(
I misread this and immediately thought, “I wouldn’t go to the library without my study bear.
“You’ve got this, babe!”
These people aren’t your friends
So you can’t crack a cold one to relax but getting shitfaced is absolutely fine?
Where do I sign up?
The cracking bit is the issue, they don’t want a beer volcano. Vodka isn’t carbonated.
Vodka isn’t carbonated.
Usually at least. Big Clive did put some in the sodastream https://youtube.com/watch?v=8kK-QUjOl0Q
The library is a prison.
– Foucault, probably
Well so long as I can have my study whiskey
this seems more about protecting the books from the way people crack their drinks open.
This message does not apply to hard liquors.
I’m very curious as to why, but I won’t argue.
Opening cans is very distracting.
What about a bottle in a paper bag? That could be just as distracting!
What about a flask?
The most common kind with the cap attached to the metal hinge thingy rattles/jingles.
Perhaps a beer helmet and 2 bottles of liquor?
They have a resealable top. The library is most likely concerned about spills. Most of them have a no cans policy.
Beer dries sticky, does hard liquor dry out clean? It’s mostly water and alcohol so it might be better
Grain Vodka is the only one that leaves no traces. I knew a bartender who would clean his customer’s glasses with vodka when he saw they were dirty.
😅 i do most of my cleaning with alcohol. Is that not good?
Just don’t use it on screens.
For anyone wondering as to the reason: alcohol can ruin the anti-glare coating on matte displays.
Nonsense. My windows look gorgeous.
Generally relatively clean, though flavored liquors may contain sugar and most liqueurs do.
Don’t mess with the hard liquor lobby. If you know, you know
There’s other good speculation on the reasoning but I wonder if it’s due to the younger staff put in charge of posting this notice. Maybe they pestered management about the specific reasoning until they determined that hard liquor did not meet the provided definition of restricted items, then added the last sentence as a form of protest.
Duh, obviously you need hard liquor for hard study. It’s pretty hard.
I assumed it’s because the tenured faculty come in to do their research with a pocket flask.
What if I have a cola with vodka but I have it well served on a glass?
Why doesn’t this ban apply to hard liqours? Why am I allowed to trip vodka in the library?
Im guessing literature professors.
Tweas?
Boozey iced teas
Never heard that particular slang but sounds like it’s from the Twisted Teas brand
Correct
