Kyle looking more like Cartman these days
I hope the spider’s ok
The spider but into a massive piece of shit. It needs time to get the taste out of its chelicerae.
The article states: “The spider, like the commies, also thought it was a good idea to come after me while I was armed,” Rittenhouse posted. “He did not survive.”
Hopefully it was a murder suicide.
Thoughts and prayers for a fast recovery. Must have been traumatizing biting a massive anal polyp.
The spider should be given another chance.
Any Go fund me for the poor spider?
They should turn Go Fund Me into a cage match or something. Let people donate against the cause and whicher group wins gets to pick where the money goes. The against group would have to pick a charity.
Can I please play whicher 3?
which whicher would you most like to which?
3. They were very clear about that.
spider just wanted a little roach meal
NBC “news” everyone. Jesus, everything about this is just a big fuckin’ dumpster. It would be better if the dumpster was on fire because then at least it might be entertaining.
Did Kyle cross state lines to intimidate that spider?
What a wuss.
brown recluse
Fuck this dude and all, but if you get bitten by one of those, you best jam to the hospital.
I hope he takes his sweet fucking time getting there.
I’ve known a person or two who have been bitten by brown recluses, and both had a big scar where they were bitten.
Oh yes that is the best practice. He’s still a flappy wuss though
I mean yes you do need hospitalization for debriding but unless you’re bit directly on an artery you’ve got a few days. The big danger in Brown Recluse venom is the necrosis around the site burrowing down, causing secondary infections. For most people with health immune systems you’ve got days before it’s more than a nasty black spot with moderate pain and intense itching around it.
Most people don’t realize they’re bit until a few days later when the mysterious bruise turns black in the middle.
Yeah, I’ve known people who have had skin grafts because of those fuckers. Fuck those spiders.
Also, hospitals don’t hospitalize just because a patient is a “wuss”. Like going to the ER for a brown recluse bite is not a wuss move; it’s just common sense.
The story is three weeks old now, so I can’t throw out the “hope it kills 'im” bit, but it’s obvious going to the ER was the correct move given he was hospitalized.

Can’t make this shit up haha. Hope the piece of shit dies lmao.
You’re absolutely wrong about him! He’s a PILE of shit, not a piece.
It’s not nice to call spiders “pieces of shit” 🕷️🥺/s
God’s spider
How on earth has this nothing of a person become like… celebrity gossip?
Wild that anyone other than maybe his family knows or cares he got a spider bite or that he’s in the hospital.
The GQP can turn any little turd into a grifter, can’t they?
He is a double murderer who cross state lines with an illegally obtained firearm and then got off because racism is second only to capital in the hierarchy of the US and he’s the right color.
It’s pretty easy to see why ‘news’ agencies would love to promote him, people will always click, either out of concern or schadenfreude
This point self defense isn’t about being in the right, it’s about being whose left and white.
The claim was the firearm was already in Wisconsin, no carrying over state lines necessary. As for the rest, I don’t think that state had any laws on the books re that firearm, wth open carry, iirc. After that it comes down to a court deciding whether or not the shooting was just, which was up to 12 people who were not us.
Remember, every state has different gun laws, some of which have none, only leaning back on 2A as their one regulation.
Regardless of the shooting circumstances, what kind of person do you have to be to allow yourself to be paraded around like this? Says something about his general mentality and implies sordid things about the shooting itself.
People don’t seem to understand how strong the open carry law is in Wisconsin. I live in Milwaukee. The rules for the RNC were crazy. It had a hard zone that nobody, but the people attending the event could enter and a soft zone that people were allowed to be to protest which was further out. You weren’t allowed anything that could be used as a weapon in the soft zone, even water bottles weren’t allowed to be metal or hard sided. But, you were allowed to open carry a firearm in the soft zone.
Explain gun law, get downvoted. But not by the Wisconsin guy who lives it. Lots of 2A states out there.
I think the kid is a shit, but, technically, the carry part was legal.
Nothing he did was illegal. He was a massive dumbass and intentionally put himself in a situation where he would need to use that weapon. But, being a massive dumbass isn’t illegal. I know we all wish it was in this case.
If I come to your house and start screaming threats at you while waving a gun around, you’d be the one defending yourself, not me.
Yes, if you change the scenario, it becomes a different scenario.
He open carried while underage. He illegally received a weapon. He crossed state lines in order to commit those crimes, making him a felon. He then antagonized and murdered two people, while severely injuring a third. He did not do so in self defense, and the fact he committed a felony during the shooting removes his right to claim self defense in the united states.
Most of what I just said was intentionally barred from the Jury during the trial, resulting in the Jury not having all facts at the time, resulting in him going free, despite committing first degree murder amongst other felonies.
He took a picture with the judge afterward, which for any competent government would allow the state to appeal the Jury’s verdict.
You were taken in by propaganda, or you were ignorant of the circumstances of the trial and all of the evidence withheld by the judge. You are no longer that way. Try not to ever become that way again in anything.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, but like, you’re just some person on the Internet. Do you have sources for those claims?
Here’s an easy article with sources from around the time of the trial. https://www.thenation.com/article/society/kyle-rittenhouse-verdict/
Or, just google it if you weren’t paying any attention during the trial.
This fucken one brain celled fuck needed to come north more, I’ll show him how cracker on cracker violence supposed to work
How on earth has this nothing of a person become like… celebrity gossip?
Ask OP why they posted it, or anyone who up voted why they did…
This is capitalism, hate views count the same as any other.
He got bit and it turned necrotic and we’re all here for shadenfeude
Could this reverse the curse of Harambe?
He even looks like a bully’s sycophantic follower trying to be cool.
He learned what most people try not to learn in life, that he can kill a man, while LARPing, and this is how he’s dealing with it.
Misleading headline: Rittenhouse is the venomous spider and he accidentally bit himself whilst licking his own butt
Couldn’t have happened to a bigger cunt
Please don’t insult cunts!
HA
This news is weeks old.
Also it is not news.
Is the venomous spider ok?











