• Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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      1 month ago

      Oh, so you are saying you know how to shit better & therefore you think you are better than the rest of Murikans, do you?!

      You have no idea how it is to spend 3 hours evey day continuously powerblasting the toilet & then still muster the strength to again visit the same dirty fast food joint responsible for the jet propulsion formula that can kill you at any moment by spontaneously launching you into orbit!!!

      • NιƙƙιDιɱҽʂ@lemmy.world
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        1 month ago

        Whoever downvoted this masterpiece of Shakespearean level prose is an absolute monster.

        I salute you sir. Godspeed 🫡

        • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          1 month ago

          Lol, ikr? Do folk think/is it possible ppl read that & thought it 0% sarcastic?
          (I’m ofc not even from USA. However I do poop.)

          But ty for your kind words, I do try my to be the best shitpearian poster my brainhole can manage.