fuck 'em both, at the very least…
I mean. Why would you want to have people ask you about this and remember it for the rest of your life?
If they spent a lot of life together, it may not be an option to just forget. Move on, yes, but not forget. Having a tatoo imprinting 24/7 the one funny part of the story may force your brain to let go faster.
Everything about this is trashier than your average junkyard.
Gross.
This guy in 6 months boo hoo hooing he can’t get laid because of his “I assault women” tattoo.
Couldn’t she require the dog to get executed if she’s a real bitch, from the sound of it she is.
Did you let the dog keep the bone?
Maybe she did shit on your friend? Did you bother to ask?
This dog is a Mario chain chomp
Yay for violent animals!
I don’t condone, but I understand.
I’m sure he doesn’t like his friend either
My dad believes our old family dog hated my mom because she could smell other men on her.
I see your question and raise you one bros before hoes
I suppose that makes sense if your interpretation of “bros before hoes” is simply “men are to be preferred above women in any circumstance.” but if you consider that “bros before hoes” is actually supposed to mean “loyalty to your friends is more important than the arbitrary pursuit of fleeting sexual pleasure,” that’s actually a condemnation of the friend for doing the exact opposite as efficiently as possible
Yeah I was just making a really low effort joke on a shit post. I don’t support taking your bros hoes.
Well, I took your comment seriously, and now my friend’s dog is going to be pissed.
Dude my sister from another mister Shania (real name idgaf) was one of the bros before I was one of the bros. And we’re not talking trans anything, my bros are very anticonformist.
Hi, dog speaker here, that dog is actually pretty upset. Dogs won’t show their teeth or really the whites of their eyes like this unless they’re uncomfortable.
Uh, this isn’t true. My dog literally smiles when she’s happiest (usually during belly rubs). Belly rub from yesterday. She rolls on her back, exposes her belly, and smiles bigger and bigger as I scratch:
And some breeds (like dobermans) do the stupid little smile when they’re happy, which includes showing their front teeth and usually a lot of wiggling. But I’ve never seen them doing it other than upright position, and I think they tend to squint their eyes too doing that, so whatever is going on the op picture does not look like that. But dogs showing teeth really has multiple meanings, the context and body language tell the rest
Idk man, it’s a dobie. They are strange creatures when they are happy and content. I love them but a mal mix is enough for me
My dog shows her teeth all the time. Her lips get stuck on them.
Hi, dog speaker here
What’s up dog?
No, but seriously - this pic is very strange. Why does the dog look like it just escaped a zombi apocalypse?
It’s the 200 grams of meth
Well dog’s can (sort of) simile. But I agree, the way it shows teeth combined with the look of the eye … He’s not relaxed. He’s on edge or up to something, I’d be on my guard near him right now.
What do you mean, never? This is like the most common thing ever, both as a movie trope and in real life. Guy A sleeps with girlfriend of Guy B, and instead of getting mad at his girlfriend who broke her agreement with him, Guy B goes and beats up Guy A. Now I understand also being angry at the friend, but it should be secondary to being angry at the girlfriend. Anything else is sexist and views the woman as an object IMO
I expect the “close friend” is no longer close, but the person who broke the promise, to whatever degree the promise was there, is the one who should get the most shit.
I say this as someone whose wife cheated on me. She broke her vows, she chose to cheat instead of just leaving me, he was incidental and could have been anyone. I can hardly blame him, my wife was hot af, and she lied to him, of course.
Yeah, if someone is willing to cheat, they will cheat with just anyone. And all the best to you!
I have two friends who first met because one was this girl’s “platonic cuddle buddy” and the other was her fuckbuddy. Neither knew she was effectively getting half the relationship from the other and they both wanted a “full” relationship with her until they both showed up at an event she was at and it came out. When they found out they both “dumped” her and became friends.
Was her name Krista because I have lived a life
hug
If you want to see what happened to close friend, you’ll have to check the tattoo on that guys balls.
