• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn’t cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it’s fortunately just satire.

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      3 months ago

      If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That’s no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.

      But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.

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        3 months ago

        But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.

        If you’re looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don’t give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.

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        3 months ago

        It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)

      • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world
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        3 months ago

        Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they’d just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.

        I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.

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      3 months ago

      Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:

      26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA’S FIRST-EVER ‘AGGRESSIVE CAROLING’ CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS’ — FOR 14 NIGHTS

      https://www.instagram.com/p/DX1zhj4mlCm/