She’s hot. Also, the fictional story at least makes her sound petty, which I typically find very endearing.
Someone’s still sour about it!
When ex-wife sends you lemons…
That’s like $3600, minimum
Delivery fees alone are probably $10k+.
I did a conservative estimate based on Doordash’s lowest at $1.99
Yeah but she paid right?
She did. I just feel you get diminishing returns after the first several hundred lemons.
She probably bought them in bulk. They keep a long time in the cold.
What? She used DoorDash.
She sent him orders of exactly one lemon, though.
That’s what I meant: that will cost less if you buy them in bulk, then use them one by one.
Premeditated harassment!
Granted, 241 days is a long time. Maybe 2 bulks then.
I am, of course, entirely serious about this.
She used doordash though. I’m pretty sure you can’t send your own pre-bought lemons using doordash.
I see nothing wrong here. Just a girl enjoying her lemon party 1847 times.
What’s a lemon party?
Something you probably shouldn’t Google if you’re still at work
Speak for yourself
What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?
I would love to receive fresh lemons all the time.
They have an app for that!
I think it was for stalking:
Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly” “He will know” “Tell him she remembers” 14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m. One arrived during his job interview. One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting his father.11:47pm is 40 minutes later than the time of day John Lennon died on the 8th of December 1980!
Coincidence? I think so!
John Lemon is a door Dasher, confirmed!
Just an FYI, this random content mill doesn’t cite any sources. This has been circulating on Facebook, Instagram, etc. and claims specifically 241 days. I tried finding it, and it’s fortunately just satire.
If you think about it for 3 seconds the story falls apart yeah. That’s no fun. Door Dash would blacklist as soon as the ex complained.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.
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It would also be insanely expensive. Also usually you would order something like this from instacart. Most restaurants don’t have a single lemon menu option. Though I mow they’ve been expanding into offering services to other areas, to get in on instacart style action. (Personally I would never trust a dasher to shop like an ic shopper.)
Hello, I’d like to subscribe to lemons. Ultra diamond level with the find me anywhere option.
But if nobody complained and the lemons are getting paid for, I wonder if anyone would try to stop you doing this 7.5 times a day and how long it’d take.
If you’re looking for government or police intervention, the answer is that it would never happen. They don’t give a shit. I was subjected to actual stalking and harassment for an extended period of time (years) from my ex and people affiliated with her, and the police were absolutely worthless.
You should try having more money. Generally, the police help people with lots of money.
Yeah, the meme tries to dress it up as her having used 11 spoof accounts, but it misses the obvious point that they’d just block the address/that specific one-lemon order altogether.
I was willing to give this the slightest bit of credibility to try looking it up until the meme started elaborating on numbers and nailed the coffin shut.
Thanks for finding that and it is pretty creative, lol. Here is something else she did:
26-YEAR-OLD WOMAN PLEADS GUILTY IN MANITOBA’S FIRST-EVER ‘AGGRESSIVE CAROLING’ CASE — STOOD OUTSIDE HER EX-BOYFRIEND’S HOUSE EVERY NIGHT IN DECEMBER — SANG ONLY ‘LAST CHRISTMAS’ — FOR 14 NIGHTS
I’ve heard mentioning Manitoba in your fake meme makes it seem believable
She sounds like a real go-getter!
The biggest indication of it being fake is any sort of consistent arrival time. That just doesn’t make sense for any courier or delivery service
Gentlemen, this is delivery manifest!
I see you know your judo well.
Can confirm:
DELIVERY MANIFEST
+---------------+
| QTY | ITEM |
+---------------+
| 1 | LEMON |
+---------------+
I wish someone cared about me not getting scurvy this much
I wonder if it was bizarre enough for the ex to know exactly who this is coming from, or if it was bizarre enough to make him freak out.
edit: apparently the latter
Was it at regular intervals? Like one every two days or only on weekends? That’s a fresh lemon for a nice tequila guaranteed
I would absolutely set up a lemonade stand out front.
When life gives you lemons, arrest life.
Life gave humans citrons and bitter oranges and we used them to make lemons.
I can fix her
Fix? What more can a man want than 1,847 lemons?
I wish I had exes that gave me fruit. “Oh no, I have to make extra salads?”
Literally what is the crime, though?
Door dashing a lemon!? A succulent yellow lemon!?
This is fake news
