Wanda has been forewarned. If she’s not prepared for the arrival of the meatstorm that’s entirely on her.
That last text is something to send the husband a propos of nothing
I’ve seen Wanda naked. Fact is, she already brought the roast beef.
Holy Durango’s!
It’s a baby shower. Wanda’s meatstorm already came.

What you’re saying is you have the meats.
I understand big pot vs 4 packs noodles

It must have been a midwesterner texting, its such a polite response to such an unhinged response
Might have been Canadian or British. Not everything happens in the US you know.
Yes, and also every country has Arby’s and things called “Big Montana” because we all just love and respect the US so much.
Arby’s is present in an odd mix of countries including the aforementioned Canada and Japan, and also Costa Rica, Egypt, Saudi Arabia, South Korea, and Turkey.
Oh yeah, it’s totally an odd mix, not just a list of countries with constant US military presence
The Big Montana does kind of sound like something “American” they’d sell in Japan.
‘The Big Rhodes Ireland burger’.
Blessing beef isn’t legal in Canada or British.
Halal its not!
But it is in the US?
Of course, it’s in the constitution.
Not only is it legal, it’s strongly encouraged.
Psssshhhhhh, not according to the news cycles.
I feel sorry for the ham. Not getting blessed, and there’s way more of it.
Check in if you’re a Xennial and this is your exact flavor of humor…
Reporting for duty o7
Check in if you’re one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.
It’s rare enough to be a good band name.
Oh shit! I always just thought I was weird. Nope! Turns out I’m just a Xennial. 83’ represent!
Beef flavour?
You got me!
Damn
Don’t fuck this up for me, Sally.
Nobody beats our meat








