I hope the Cooter Clobberer 9000 is all she hyped it up to be
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It’s only like that because it’s cold, honest! It’s called shrinkage. It’s natural, I swear!
I’m sure some of them wouldn’t mind.
Nah that’s mine
PULL FORWARD AFTER FUELLING OR GET SHOT
Friendly.
Your mom jokes never miss. 10/10
It’s impossible to miss something that large
Either Rob Dyrdek’s Fantasy Factory is building Big a memorial or theres an X-rated studio filming a peter pan spoof.
Many people in the comments apparently share the same dick.
Some people, apparently, haven’t heard of the Ancestral Dildo.
Imagine being the trucker.
“I didn’t remortgage my house for the third time just to buy a truck that hauls dick!”
are you kidding most truckers i know would love to haul dick
Dildo for Godzilla?
Godzdildo?
Get your minds out of the gutter. That could be anything under that tarp.
yeah. like. a big fat dong
Oh I think that’s my dick.
“don’t worry it’ll be in discreet packaging”
Damn I’d been looking for my dick all morning
This happens all the time; it’s detachable
This comes in handy a lot of the time
Oh my god it looks like a gigantic…
Wang! Pay attention!
I’m sorry sir! I was distracted by that truly massive…
Willy! What’s that?
Well, that looks like a huge…
Cock-a-doodle-doo! That rooster’s so loud it’s hard to pay attention to this gigantic…
Weiner? Any of you kids want another weiner?
The fuck?? They promised discreet packaging!
