Bull milk 🥛
They’re both shit. Almonds and cashews take a fuckton of water to grow. Then they add more water to make “milk” to ship around the country.
Make your own oat milk. Is superior to all other milks and you don’t need fancy equipment to do it
It becomes very slimy, I’ve tried it. People say you need enzymes. I’ve considered spitting in it, but that would mean others won’t drink it.
Personally, I use soy milk for nearly everything.
Also, this post is about milking nuts. Oats are not nuts.
What about getting someone pregnant? Is their milk also but milk in a roundabout way?
What do you mean? Getting something pregnant to access their milk have been standard practise for thousands of years.
Nothing roundabout about it
K I actually thought this was supposed to be a joke about the blue milk in the first movie.


Oat milk is the best, even better than regular milk (might be because it has more fat and sugar than my regular milk lol)
But it has a grainy after taste, I find it ruins the coffee for me
It’s a truly wonderful grain.
Also, safe for those of us with a but allergy :-)
but allergy
You don’t know how you’re missing out :p
Nut … nut allergy … and for some reason my spellcheck corrects nut to but.
Anywho, I’m definitely not allergic to buts, thank dog.
Oatmilk might not be safe for gluten sensitive people.
Thank dog for almond milk!
My favorite is plain soy. I just don’t like the gums and sweeteners and the protein is great. Its surprisingly creamy for low fat.
soy has this wierd aftertaste i never like it.
So true. It also foams about the same as regular milk so it’s perfect in lattes. It’s perfect for baking too at the easiest 1:1 ratio. It also stays good for longer than regular milk. The only negative is that it’s more expensive, but I think of it as an upgrade.
I don’t mind almond milk that has been flavored with vanilla but yeah oat milk is good. cashew is ok. never had hazelnut or walnut/pecan whatever that is, and…
y no hemp seed milk ? it’s as good as the others.
soy milk wasn’t invited to this meme and as someone for whom it’s their second favorite bean water I’m offended
Cashew milk and oat milk are both great. I have no idea how almond milk ever took off.
Agreed. It doesn’t taste food, takes a ton of water, and splits super bad in hot drinks. Just all around bad.
Accurate username to be posting this
I too enjoy a nice bowl of nutbutter and cannedtuna
Bullshit.
If almond milk tasted like spit, I’d enjoy it. 😤

Almond milk is actually very good, the problem is to find the good ones, many companies will just make dirty water, but some companies just make it so good…
Which ones do you like?
I thought you said they used dirty water and I’m like excuse me what
Macadamia nut is the best
How do I perform that one?











