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chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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No like really bro I’m just here for the silly shoes

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chicken@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Baseball?

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      22 hours ago

      Behold, an old fat fuck! (Chris Martin)

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      22 hours ago

      Carlos Santana plays baseball???

      Is there nothing that man can’t do???

      https://youtu.be/JaaT_HRb4GU?list=RDJaaT_HRb4GU

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      Not sure where you’re getting this info from, because it’s horribly wrong.

      Per Baseball Reference, corroborated by Savant:

      • Rich Hill is not an active MLB player
      • Verlander weighs 240
      • Scherzer weighs 208
      • Martin is 39yo, 6’8”
      • Santana is 40yo, 5’10” 210lb

      Leaving aside that you’re calling 43yo/6’5”/240lb “old and fat”—that’s below average BMI even before accounting for BMI not accurately representing the fatness of elite athletes

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        In true shitpost fashion, I make shit up as I go. I was too lazy to do any real research. I’m too lazy to verify your shitpost isn’t doing the same thing. Either way, ponder this:

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          18 hours ago

          🚨🚨🚨 slopper detected 🚨🚨🚨

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          I would have done Bartolo Colón

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        And yet somehow the part where there are active MLB players who share names with Cold Play’s lead singer and Carlos Santana is not wrong.

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      These people are normal weight

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        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Young_(baseball)

        6’5" and 322 lbs =

        Also for age: Fifty-fucking-nine!

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_oldest_Major_League_Baseball_players

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          BMI measures how statistically healthy one is if they were an American from the late 1800s. It doesn’t work well with tall people because they didn’t exist back then.

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            That’s what all the fatties say. I’m JuSt BiG BoNed!

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      23 hours ago

      Pitchers stand there for a lot of the game and need to be tall to throw so it makes sense that most of your list are pitchers past their prime.

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