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Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it… also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha
Jokes on you when you’re mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair
OH!
GRAVY!
I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.Well gravity is needed for it to work
filled with gravity
imagining
“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole
AdditionEdition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat
taste tests whoopee cushion
Hmm, needs more gravity. Maybe even a little exothermia too.
Woah now, Satan
Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.
You can also buy pork blood from butchers, fyi.
Might as well just take a huge dump in it for the top tier comedy award
If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?
No fucking way that’s not human shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, Obama…
