The use of Starlink infrastructure and the X platform by the U.S. and Israeli military, as well as Musk’s alleged cooperation with the U.S. government, is enough justification to add his assets to a military target bank, the state-run Fars News Agency reported Thursday.
An unnamed source cited by Fars claimed the U.S. military used Musk-linked companies to carry out war crimes, including attacks on water infrastructure in southern Iran this week.
Would be funny, but Iran is all bark and no bite. They might unironically get the crown for being the dumbest, most incompetent regime in the world, and that’s saying something because there’s a lot of regimes working very hard to get that glory for themselves. In reality, Iran can’t and won’t do shit. Closing the strait is their only real strategy of deterrence, and even that’s a double edged sword because if Trump gets replaced by anybody who’s even mildly competent, they can and will very easily rally the world into blaming Iran for the oil prices and has countries apply pressure on the IRGC that way. So Iran really only has two years to bring to a close or the regime is actually toast.
Just in time for the SpaceX IPO. Let’s see if they can scare away some money.
Iran doing the world a favour.

What… what are the progeny doing?
Good
Musk has been pretty proactive in politicizing the millitaries he gives access to starlink. Seems like a pretty rational target.
Why stop at his companies? What do they have in common?
One person constantly on the go is a far harder target than corporations with fixed structures, and it’s not like the machine would suddenly crumple just because he were to drop… Let them do what they’re doing.
I have no thoughts about this.
Thanks for letting us know.
I have no thoughts that I want to put online
Why do I constantly find myself rooting for Iran?
There my atheist ass would be on the chopping block so fast.
The enemy of our enemy isn’t our friend, but at least they’re our enemy’s enemy.
its ok to root for the people beating your abusers, even if they are abusers themselves
I see it as an Ostfront situation. Two horrid powers ruinously stuck in mutual refusal to back down.
Ultimately what it is is that it’s really sad all around that it has to come to this in the first place…
The amount of secular people in Iran is pretty high. If you look up a video of people walking through Iran they really do not take the rules that strictly.
Stocks go up anyway.
fine by me
Good. Kill him. We’ll even help by giving his location.
can we also target musk, doge, ellisons, every trump, graham, johnson, just… all of em, they are all fair game
Based
Hey, something good might come this pointless war.








