Edit: it really warms my buns that this idiotic image I created 20+ years ago, so unappreciated by the French at the time, has triggered a whole thread of ridiculous bread puns.
Nothing worse than a herniated baguette.
Oof ouch my crumb
Throwing my back out because I picked up a baguette wrong
Me: au pain!
Saw this while I was working out and doing back extensions.
Can it at least be chocolate pain 😑
I was quite proud of this creation, my French friend was not impressed. She did not appreciate a good multicultural pun.
I love this pun so much I tattooed it on myself so as a french canadian I appreciate it
Why she so crusty?
she kneads a sense of humor
Or at yeast a little tolerance.
*multicultural bun
Don’t take a gift from a German as remedy.
Not true. If life is something you no longer desire, a gift from a German is the perfect remedy.
The French are really tough, they eat pain for breakfast.
You’re really on a roll today!
Aw man, what a way to find out my parents are related. I never knew I was in bread.
Doughnut worry about it. You can still rise above it.
Yeah, I can’t just be crusty about it.
I think that’s the butter attitude to have.









