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Counterpoint: your coworker is attractive and they don’t need to be a goddess among trolls to be worthy of interest.
Hell if they’re someone who not only can stand me but I can stand them, then we’re already halfway there lol
Counter-counterpoint: my coworker is obnoxious and is not attractive and I’m afraid I’m starting to develop Stockholm Syndrome from the amount of my life I spend having to listen to them die on anthills all day.
You miss every shot you don’t take.
I don’t even possess a method of taking shots anymore 👌
Counter-counterpoint: any good person becomes attractive if you spend enough time with them
More of an addendum, but I totally agree.
Addendum: dining rooms and bathrooms are different rooms for a reason, don’t shit where you eat
I think this advice only applies to idiots. I’ve been dating coworkers for years and it’s never once screwed me. My fiance is a former coworker. As long as you both understand the risks and are decent to someone after a break up, you really shouldn’t have a problem.
food service doesn’t count, because you’re more akin to family than coworkers. so dating them is okay.
Also healthcare
If thats your goal, just marry your best bro who also cant find someone.
Its been a while since i remembered this song. Thanks.
Dualing banjos intensifies
Life’s to short
Life is to short. Like a stock.
I think you mean it’s too long
"They tell you life is short. No it’s not. Life is long, especially if you make the wrong decisions. "
-Chris Rock
What’s the wrong mistake that will Fuck up they’re lives forever, really I’m getting tired of this timidness from people.
Life is quite short for being so long.
Your to is too short.
My to is remarkably average
Ok, don’t care.
😱 uh oh someone is “to cool”™ for ✨grammar✨ on social media 🏳️⚧️
Dude I’m not going to waste my time correcting one comment because some dork online goes and throws a hissy fit like you are right now. Grow up in a real sense.
I just thought the edgey snarkiness was silly. If I didn’t care, I wouldn’t have responded.
I’m too cool to fix a typo 😎 grow up dork
Yeah who cares. Life’s a fucking coin toss anyway, be chaotic.
Actually there’s a woman at my company who I see about once a month. No idea what her name is or what building/team she works in. She’s one of the most attractive women I’ve ever seen. Like, I can count on my fingers how many times I’ve seen a woman that attractive in my whole life.
Imagine 10 feet around you :)
There is a severe lack of attractive coworkers these days. Terrible for morale.
Counterpoint: my place of business hired a person who was a regular customer that I found distressingly attractive, like “Oh no, that hot customer is back, okay don’t be weird, give them their space.”
Once I worked with them for a few months I found out they were a total space cadet. I didn’t suddenly find them un-attractive, but I definitely revised my estimation such that their presence was no longer a problem.
What’s a space cadet in this context?
Someone too focused on being an astronaut to pay any attention to the work that needs to be done at their normal job
You’re not entirely wrong. Any conversation with them would inevitably drift off into the weirdest tangents, and they would happily continue their side of the conversation, even if the person to whom they were speaking had to walk away or start doing another task. They weren’t bad at the job, but they weren’t great either, and they were consistently odd, and not in a fun quirky way.
You also get to walk away from your coworker and not think about them every day at the same time, which luxury is no longer available when you become a couple.
Until she quits and gets a better job. And he does the same.
Worked for us. :-)
Hey, I can be two things 😢
My coworkers are almost entirely the same sex as me, and I’m not into it, so I never have this problem, but someone I follow on Facebook for reasons I can’t remember posted a private detective video of his wife cheating on him, and someone in the comments sympathized and said he and his wife had split after he discovered she was cheating with two of his employees of the business he owned. Talk about shitting where you eat.
How I met my wife.
And how she met the guy she divorced me for.
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Oof
Well that’s a roller coaster of emotions
I want to get off Mr Bones Wild ride.
This is so fucking stupid I can’t every single time I see it.
Every situation is different.
I’ve been married to a former coworker for 10 years. She’s incredible.
Generalizations are stupid
Lmao, imagine,
your spouse is not attractive, you are just within 10 feet of them over 40 hours a week
So goofy
If you can spend forty hours a week with them and still find them attractive they’re probably actually attractive both physically and at least somewhat as a person too
yeah, but ALSO - people often find themselves attracted to people they otherwise might not, after all those hours together. doesn’t take away from the fact that you found you a winner.
I find the inverse true. I work at a place that has a few women I thought were very attractive. Now that I’ve worked with them for years, I’m over it
Jobs really crush the human spirit, don’t they? They are an evil, twisted perversion of what once was.
That is why I know they are attractive, both inside and out.
You must be REALLY close knowing their insides are attractive.
What else to do during lunch break?
Vore?
I wish. Couple of newly added women that are annoyingly attractive. I don’t work closely enough with them for the 10 ft thing to apply, but I work in a big city so these things happen. Still not gonna be a creep tho.
Lies, lies, lies. I’m gonna ask her out and she how my life will end. Rejected and fired for sexual harassment? Or blackmailed after the first hot night? /joke
If I spend 40 hours a week with someone and still I’m attracted to them then they’re attractive and probably a nice person.
One of my coworkers is physically extremely attractive but to be honest I would quite like to have her beaten to death with a mallet. No amount of attractiveness can overcome her lazy petty vindictiveness.
In my experience, attractive people are used to get what they want because society subconsciously favors them. I’m not generalising as there are plenty of attractive people that are good human beings. But I think attractive people tend to be narcissistic than their non attractive counterparts.
Pretty privilege is definitely a thing and it’s everywhere
