That’s just the next thing you do when praying the gay away doesn’t work.
You decide if this is relevant or not, the dude asking for the church is called “building caves” in spanish, or “opening caves” if you prefer due to context
Reckon he likes the music of Henry Churches or Wool of the King?
What about the films of Tony Flags?
The hole-y trinity - two in the front, one in the back
When googling on this, I find more people. Here is a old pastor who did the same:
OP is edited, it’s the same story.
That’s what my priest told me he was doing.
I’m pretty sure I have demon in me. Where do I apply?
Depends. How many piercings?
Post nut
claritysanctity.Big fan of your work here. Well done.
Remember how Jesus pulled out a demon (or demons) named Legion? They’re in me and I desperately need this woman’s help. Please. I’m suffering.
Edit: Actually, this could have got me to go to church.
She practiced, did she get better?
I don’t know, how good could she have been at it to be found out? Like if this was voluntary why would anyone give up free secret oral sex? If it was not voluntary then… Church things.
Could also be one of the guys ratting her out after feeling guilty about going through with it.
Hey, try not to slay any demons on the way through the parking lot!
37?!
In a row?!
I am pretty sure there are porn movies with this exact theme
Yes, Semen Demons Part 1-19. It’s so good to see the congregation come together.
Fair warning: these are real tearjerkers, so keep tissues handy.
🤜💦 🥲
But which church? There are so many disgusting demon sucking pastors.
999 out of 1,000 you don’t want.
A photo of the church is more than enough for geoguessers to figure it out.
And said geoguessers are already in heaven
Preface: I’m not good at this.
That doesn’t look like most church style architecture in most of the US, unless it’s in the North East / New England maybe? It almost looks more European. Also a female pastor wearing a collar like that seems unusual for the US. (Maybe Episcopalians do this? Not sure.) maybe these pics don’t even go together. I might guess that shockingly this whole story is fake.
Plenty of Episcopal and Methodist parishes in the US favor neo-Gothic architecture (Kansas is one of the more prominent places for this, believe it or not) and, Episcopal clergy are known for wearing clerical collars (as are Lutherans, some Methodists and, increasingly, Presbyterian). Lutherans tend to prefer the “pastor” designation (though in the Episcopal Church, women priests will go by this out of an aversion to being called “Mother”). I’d assume that the image on the left is likely not an image of the aforementioned cleric. And while the story might be fake, it sounds more like this is a story of sexual assault/abuse where someone in authority is taking advantage of someone compromised by mental illness.
Good info, thanks. A quick google shows there’s several variations on this story. In most of them, the pastor is male.
Ahhh. Well I just discovered my dick demons were psychosomatic, suddenly no treatment required! What a relief.
Demons hate this little trick.
Demons hate this little
trickprick.
Halp my pp is haunted.
Good sir, thou hast come unto my godly chamber. I shall now excise thy unholy member!
