when i’m really exasperated, and ‘damn’ or ‘shit’ or ‘fuck’ just won’t suffice, one of my go-to’s is ‘fuck a duck!’
i shall now supplement that for the most special of occasions with ‘fuck a duck until it explodes’.
5/5 stars will come again.
Shit a brick.
Screw a kangaroo!
Finger-bang orangutan
Until it explodes!
Support your local zoo!
See also: loose dried fruits
Showing the price accurate to one decimal place makes me feel uncomfortable. Is that €10.80, or is it, like, €10.82 and they rounded?
8 (八 ba) is considered a lucky number in Mandarin due to its pronunciation being similar to “fortune” (发 fa). So you get lots of things priced with 8 (also for telephone numbers, plate numbers, etc.)
With Chinese currency, the smallest coin is ¥0.1, one jiǎo. 0.1 CNY = 0.013 EUR. They may not be familiar with the convention of always writing the hundredths place, even if it’s zero, used with euros or dollars, especially if they’re using Google Translate for the menu.
Delicious 😋
Is this a religious text?
It’s an early draft for the tablets of ten commandments. We know this because it only shows 7.
Army field manual.
I’m willing to try it this way.
What’s the correct translation?
Google translate says “dry-fried duck”
dry-dried fuck
That is the correct translation.
Dry-fried duck, I think.








