Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days agoFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldimagemessage-square33linkfedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imageFixing those dynamicslemmy.worldKeepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 days agomessage-square33linkfedilink
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoBoyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!” Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
minus-squarepmk@piefed.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoTransactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
minus-squareSkullgrid@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days ago Both should take care of chores, If they are both working, right? Right?
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agoIt’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
minus-squareadarza@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days agomight as well wait until after to wash the linens.
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoI’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
minus-squareArchimedes@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up0·18 days agoHey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·17 days agoI don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
minus-squareUnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·17 days ago I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her. I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
minus-squareCADmonkey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·16 days agoYeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
Boyfriend: “I want more adventurous sex!”
Girlfriend: “Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?”
Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
If they are both working, right? Right?
It’s nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren’t soiled.
yet
might as well wait until after to wash the linens.
I’m designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
I don’t fold the laundry because I want to have sex with her.
I fold the laundry because I’m the other adult in this house, therefore I take on the adult tasks, and when she isn’t worn out from doing all the housework herself, she has sex with me.
Demonstrating maturity and relieving your partner of household chores leaves more opportunity for intimacy
Yeah, you like that? You like when I act like a functional adult?
😘